Z Fighter Chat
by: SMK
DISCLAIMER:I don't own DBZ. I've based this chat room story on any old chat room. Use your imagination as to which one suits you as I pass no judgment on any of them. This is just some bullshit I felt like doing and finally mustered up the energy to do so.

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Goku: Finally. I've finished my training for the day. I can take some time and relax here at the computer. Ah, let me see if my friends are online.

{Goku fired up his computer and gained access to the internet. Everyone on his buddy list was, oddly enough, online.}

Goku: Let's see. How do you send a chat invitation again? Darn, I wish I was more computer literate. *laughs at himself*

{Goku pondered the thought for a bit and before he could remember how to send an invite, someone sent an invite to him. The screen name of CueBallKrillin gave it away instantly. His old friend, Krillin, was the one who'd sent him the invitation to a room entitled "Z Fighter Chat." Goku clicked the accept button and entered the room.}

{Son_Goku has entered the room.}

CueBallKrillin: Hey, Goku! Glad you got my invite. Let me get the others in here.
Son_Goku: Ok, Krillin. By the way, I love your screen name.
CueBallKrillin: Thanks. *cheesy grin* It was going to be BaldAssKrillin, but it wouldn't let me have ass as part of my screen name, so I had to change it.
Son_Goku: Lol. I like this one better since your head resembles a cue ball.
CueBallKrillin: *sweatdrop* Very funny, Goku. Brb so I can an invite the rest of our friends.
Son_Goku: Okay, do it.

{Krillin's fingers were pounding furiously on the keyboard as he typed in each and every screen name of the other Z fighters: BulmaBriefs, PrinceOfSaiyans, Eighteen18, PiccoloDaNamek, ChiChiSon, Turtle_Hermit, TienShinhan, Yamcha69, EmperorChiaotzu, and LordFrieza. Once he had them all typed, he sent one invitation to everyone to join him and Goku for some fun.}

CueBallKrillin: They should be here any time now.
Son_Goku: Cool! So, who'd you invite in here anyway?
CueBallKrillin: Master Roshi, Eighteen, Bulma, Vegeta, Piccolo, Chi-Chi, Tien, Yamcha, Chiaotzu, and I even invited Frieza.
Son_Goku: Lol, how come Frieza?
CueBallKrillin: For something different. Besides, Vegeta will have fun insulting him as he does insulting everyone.
Son_Goku: Too true, too true lol.

{BulmaBriefs has entered the room}
{PiccoloDaNamek has entered the room.}

BulmaBriefs: Hi!
PiccoloDaNamek: Yo, people.
CueBallKrillin : Hi guys!
Son_Goku: Hey there you two!
BulmaBriefs: Thanks for the invite, Krillin. *hugs*
CueBallKrillin: *hugs back* No problem. I've got everybody coming up in here tonight.
PiccoloDaNamek: I'm in the middle of something right now, so I'll be back in a few minutes.
BulmaBriefs: Who's coming, Krillin?
CueBallKrillin: Tien, Chiaotzu, Master Roshi, Chi-Chi, Eighteen, Yamcha and Vegeta just for you, Bulma lol.
Son_Goku: Ok, Piccolo and lol Krillin.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lmao Krillin.
BulmaBriefs: What are you doing that's so damn important, Piccolo? Lmao Krillin. Yamcha and Vegeta in the same room, eh? That should be interesting.

PiccoloDaNamek: None of your business, Bulma, no offense. I have to finish this now. BRB.
CueBallKrillin: Take your time, Piccolo. We'll be here for a while. Lol I know, right, Bulma?
BulmaBriefs: Humph! Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!
Son_Goku: Lol Bulma.

{PrinceOfSaiyans has entered the room.}

PrinceOfSaiyans: The Saiyan Prince has arrived.
BulmaBriefs: Yeah, and?
Son_Goku: Hey, Vegeta lmreo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *glares at everyone*
CueBallKrillin: Lol hi, Vegeta. Love the screen name. It suits you. Lmreo, Goku? wth?
BulmaBriefs: Give me a fuckin' break, Vegeta. What does lmreo mean, Goku?
Son_Goku: Such language from a lady! *shocked* lmreo=laughing my rear end off. I don't use the other word.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Shut the fuck up, woman! Why, thank you; that's why I chose it, Krillin. It's perfect for me.
BulmaBriefs: It should be VegetaTheAsshole if you ask me so we could call you VTA for short.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Nobody asked you, woman.
CueBallKrillin: Lmao Bulma, Goku and Vegeta. Well, maybe she has choice words for the Saiyan Prince.
BulmaBriefs: *sticks her tongue out at Vegeta and flips him off*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Humph! You wish you COULD fuck the Prince!
Son_Goku: Uh...no, I don't.
CueBallKrillin: LMFAO Vegeta and Goku.
PiccoloDaNamek: *is still on brb* LMAO.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Goku. I think that was meant for me.
Son_Goku: Oh! Whoops...lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Shut up. *glares at Bulma and Kakarot*
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAO Goku!
BulmaBriefs: I'm not talking, you jackass, I am typing! Sorry, Goku and lmao Krillin and Vegeta. *smirks at Vegeta*
Son_Goku: Hey, it's all right. I've heard worse come out of that mouth of yours in the past. Don't worry about it. I'm used to it.

{Turtle_Hermit has entered the room.}

BulmaBriefs: Hey, Master Roshi.
PrinceOfSayians: You won't be typing much longer when I come over there and break your fingers, woman!
BulmaBriefs: *sarcastically* Oh, darn. Then I wouldn't be able to do things with them. What a shame.
Turtle_Hermit: Hi there, Bulma. Lmfao Vegeta. Are you two at it already?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Damn you piss me off, woman! *growls at Bulma and Master Roshi*
BulmaBriefs: You know you like it. It's just another head game to you. *wink*
CueBallKrillin: Hey, Master! LMAO Bulma and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Humph!
BulmaBriefs: Take your gloves off and chill the hell out, Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I'm not wearing my gloves, idiot! It's impossible to type with those damned things on!
BulmaBriefs: Sorry, my mistake. If you're wearing a shirt, I suggest you take that off. You're getting a bit hot under the collar, don't you think?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Stop telling me what to do! The Saiyan Prince takes orders from no one!
BulmaBriefs: Lol whatever, Vegeta. I'm not going to argue with you any more. I came here to talk to my friends.
Turtle_Hermit: LMFAO Bulma! You go, girl!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Whatever.
BulmaBriefs: *smirks at Roshi*
CueBallKrillin: It doesn't get much better than this lmao.
Son_Goku: Hey, Roshi and ROTFL Bulma and Vegeta.
Turtle_Hermit: Hey there, young ones. I thought for sure that Vegeta was going to threaten to kill her again, but we all know he's madly in love with her.
BulmaBriefs: What? *blinks twice*
PrinceOfSaiyans: NO I'M NOT, DAMN IT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, HERMIT! FURTHERMORE, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SPARED HER PATHETIC ASS LIFE ON NAMEK ANYWAY, SO FUCK OFF!
Son_Goku: Lol. Gosh, he uses that word an awful lot, doesn't he?
BulmaBriefs: I know why. *smirks at Vegeta*
PrinceOfSaiyans: *glares fiercely at Bulma*
CueBallKrillin: Lmfao Master and Vegeta. ROTFL Goku. Shut up, Bulma. Don't remind me, ok?
BulmaBriefs: Isn't Vegeta just sooooo sexy when he's pissed off?
Son_Goku: You know, Bulma, I never noticed.
PiccoloDaNamek: ROTFLMAOPMP! *still on brb*
CueBallKrillin: Hey, Bulma, have you?
BulmaBriefs: *smirks at Krillin*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Fuck yes I do, Kakarot, and if you don't fucking like it, GET THE FUCK OUT! *glares at Krillin*
Son_Goku: LMREOPMP! Seriously, Bulma, you adn Vegeta crack me up! You two should do a comedy act together.
CueBallKrillin: What did I do? LMAO Piccolo, Goku, Bulma and Vegeta.
Turtle_Hermit: Yes, you are. Stop denying it. Lmao Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: I'm not in love with anyone, especially you, Master Roshi!
Son_Goku: and^
CueBallKrillin: ROTFL Bulma. Quit egging him on. LMAO @ Vegeta playing the straight guy in a comedy act.
PrinceOfSaiyians: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...*glares at Krillin and Kakarot*
Turtle_Hermit: >,<
Son_Goku: Master Roshi thinks Vegeta is sexy? O.o
BulmaBriefs: He does? *gets jealous*
PrinceOfSaiyans: .......
CueBallKrillin: LMFAOPMP Goku, Bulma and Vegeta!!!
PiccoloDaNamek: If Roshi thinks Vegeta's sexy, I'm gettin' the hell out right now. Lol Goku, Vegeta, Bulma, Roshi and Krillin.
Son_Goku: Hey, I thought you were busy, Piccolo.
Turtle_Hermit: NO I DON'T! You should know me better than that, Goku. I only think hot chicks like Bulma are sexy. I was just telling Vegeta that I know he's in love eith Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Master Roshi and thanks. *blush*
PiccoloDaNamek: I am but I looked up and saw what you'd said and it freaked me out a little bit.

{Yamcha69 has entered the room.}

Turtle_Hermit: with^
BulmaBriefs: Hey, Yamcha! *waves*
PrinceOfSaiyans: *narrows his eyes on Master Roshi* Don't make me blast you, old man.
PiccoloDaNamek: Yo, Yamcha.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Vegeta and Master Roshi!
Son_Goku: Touchy, Vegeta lol! Hey, Yamcha!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *rolls his eyes at Yamcha*

{ChiChiSon has entered the room.}

Turtle_Hermit: Hello, Chi-Chi, dear. Lol Vegeta. Hello, Yamcha.
Yamcha69: Hey everyone! Well, it looks like Vegeta is pissed off again. Who's the culprit this time? *waves to Bulma*
CueBallKrillin: It's all Master Roshi. He said Bulma was sexy and Vegeta's all mad now. Hey, Chi-Chi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *rolls his eyes at Krillin and Yamcha*
ChiChiSon: Hi all. Everything makes Vegeta angry. You should know that by now, sheesh!
Son_Goku: Chi-Chi!! *hugs and kisses*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Shut up, harpy! You don't know me!
ChiChiSon: Oh, Goku lol *hugs and kisses to Goku*
BulmaBriefs: Hi, Chi-Chi. How's Gohan doing?
Yamcha69: Well, she is! Hi there, Chi-Chi.
ChiChiSon: And I don't want to either, Vegeta. I already have a husband.
PrinceOfSayians: ARGH! DISGUSTING! Take it elsewhere! *glares at Yamcha*
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Vegeta! ROTFL Chi-Chi!
BulmaBriefs: He's just jealous that nobody's over there hugging him, right, Vegeta?
ChiChiSon: He's being a typical teenager, thanks for asking. *smile* Not going away either. *hugs Goku again*
PrinceOfSaiyans: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, DAMN IT! *glares at Bulma* WOMAN!
CueBallKrillin: *shakes his head* Man, oh man.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Chi-Chi and Vegeta.
Yamcha69: Lmfao Vegeta and Chi-Chi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *scoffs* What's so damned funny, human?
Yamcha69: You are. I'm about to piss my pants, seriously.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I swear to Kami I will fucking kill you. I will make certain that you cry like the sissy you are, shit your boxers you haven't changed in years AND piss right down your leg right before I blast your sorry ass to bits!
Son_Goku: *laughs nervously while rubbing the back of his head* Is that really necessary, Vegeta?
Yamcha69: *cracks up*
Turtle_Hermit: I knew that was coming lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *glares at Kakarot* Yes.
PiccoloDaNamek: *still on brb* ROTFLMFAO Vegeta and Goku.
CueBallKrillin: Me, too, Master heh. Lmfao Vegeta again.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Vegeta. Brb before I pmp.
Son_Goku: Lol Vegeta and Yamcha. Would you like to pc, Chi-Chi?
ChiChiSon: Sure. *grin* We're leaving now as to not offend you, Vegeta *hugs him*
PrinceOfSaiyans: *pulls away* NEVER HUG ME AND STOP LAUGHING AT ME, DAMN IT. NO ONE LAUGHS AT THE SAIYAN PRINCE!
Turtle_Hermit: LMAO Chi-Chi! Sorry, Vegeta, but you're just too damned funny.
Son_Goku: Lighten up, will ya, Vegeta? All right, we're going. Let's go, Chi-Chi.
ChiChiSon: If Vegeta's ever hugged anyone in his life, I'll kiss Frieza!
BulmaBriefs: Ok, I'm back. Lol Chi-Chi. You won't be doing that, I can assure you. Hey, Vegeta, maybe if you laughed once in a while, we could laugh with you instead of at you.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Hugs are disgusting, blech! So nice that you have returned. *smirk* Saiyans don't hug, period.

{Goku and Chi-Chi go to pc}
{TienShinhan has entered the room.}
{Eighteen18 has entered the room.}

Son_Goku: Wb and lol Bulma. Aww, I like hugs.
PiccoloDaNamek: Yo, Tien and Eighteen. I'm almost finished, so I'll be back soon. Wb, Bulma.
Yamcha69: Lmao Bulma and Goku!
CueBallKrillin: Wb, Bulma. Lol Goku.
BulmaBriefs: Thanks, Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo and Goku. Lol Vegeta no, they're not! I happen to enjoy being in the arms of a muscular guy. And I'm glad to see that my coming back means so much to you.
TienShinhan: Greetings. Lol Bulma and wb.
PrinceOfSaiyans: It means nothing to me. *rolls his eyes* You fucking would, Kakarot.
Yamcha69: Hey, Tien.
BulmaBriefs: Hi, Tien and thanks. Whatever, Vegeta.
Eighteen18: Hey there, Tien. And what muscular guy have you in mind, Bulma? *wink*
TienShinhan: Hey, Yamcha.
BulmaBriefs: Hi, Eighteen. You just missed Vegeta being an ass yet again. Lol it's not Krillin.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I'll show you an ass, you stupid fucking woman!
CueBallKrillin: HEY!
Eighteen18: *nods once and laughs*
BulmaBriefs: Well, I'm waiting, Vegeta. Show me that sexy ass right now!
Son_Goku: BULMA!!! *shocked*
Eighteen18: Now this I have to see. *brushes her hair away from her face*
TienShinhan: ROTFLMFAO!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *sweatdrop* .....
CueBallKrillin: Me too. ROTFLMAOPMP!
PiccoloDaNamek: We're waiting, Vegeta.
Turtle_Hermit: Rotflmfao! I thought you were in pc, Goku. Hey there, Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I'll show you mine if you show me yours. How do you like me now? *smirk*
Son_Goku: I am, but I thought I'd peek out here once in a while. Lmreo Bulma and Vegeta.
PiccoloDaNamek: Whazzup, Roshi?
BulmaBriefs: Just fine, thank you. Here's my sexy ass just for you, Vegeta, even though I did ask you first!
Eighteen18: *raises an eyebrow*
Turtle_Hermit: Not much. *drools in anticipation of seeing Bulma's ass*
PrinceOfSaiyans: *also raises an eyebrow* What the hell are you planning on doing, mooning the computer screen?
Turtle_Hermit: Lol Vegeta.
TienShinhan: Lol!
Eighteen18: *rolls her eyes*
Son_Goku: If she does that, then nobody will see anything.
TienShinhan: Lmao Goku.
BulmaBriefs: No, just watch. Lmfao Eighteen, Roshi, Vegeta, Tien and Goku.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAO Vegeta and Goku
BulmaBriefs: (___Y___) Now where's yours, Vegeta?

{Piccolo spits water across the room}

PiccoloDaNamek: *coughing* Damn....
PrinceOfSaiyans: .......
Turtle_Hermit: *is in heaven*
Eighteen18: *shakes her head* Rotfl Bulma, Piccolo, Roshi and Vegeta. Good one, Bulma.
TienShinhan: Lmfao Piccolo, Bulma and Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: *curtsies* Thank you. Rotflmaopmp stop staring so hard, Master Roshi. Lol Piccolo and Vegeta.
Yamcha69: Now we know why Vegeta's such a stiff. Lmao Bulma.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMFAOPMP @ Bulma's sexy ass and Vegeta's reaction to it! Lol Yamcha and Roshi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *glares at Krillin and Yamcha*
Son_Goku: Lol not bad, Bulma. LMREO Piccolo! Are you all right?
Turtle_Hermit: *looking extremely hard* Lmao Bulma and Yamcha.
BulmaBriefs: Thanks, Goku.
PiccoloDaNamek: LMFAO! Shit, Bulma...lol. I just choked on my water. I'm fine, Goku.
ChiChiSon: Lol Bulma and Master Roshi. COME ON, GOKU!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Impressive, woman lol. *rolls his eyes and glares at Master Roshi again*
BulmaBriefs: Sorry, Piccolo. Look at that, Vegeta, you're laughing.
TienShinhan: Oh, brother. *sweatdrop* Lol Chi-Chi.
CueBallKrillin: LMFAO Master Roshi. That was the wrong thing to say, Yamcha.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I may type it but I don't actually do it, fool. *crosses his arms*
Son_Goku: I'll be right there, I promise, Chi-Chi. This is getting good. Lmreo Master Roshi.
TienShinhan: Master Roshi is the most perverted bastard I know.
Turtle_Hermit: Lmao thank you, Tien.
CueBallKrillin: Only Master would take that as a compliment lol. Lmao Tien.
Eighteen18: Go figure. Lol Krillin, Master Roshi and Tien.
ChiChiSon: *sarcastically* Hey, Goku, want some popcorn? Lol Roshi, you dirty old man!
Son_Goku: POPCORN! YEAH!!!
Turtle_Hermit: Lmao Goku and Chi-Chi.
ChiChiSon: T_T *sweatdrop*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yamcha, you shall die by my hand tonight, you insolent prick! Mark my words!
BulmaBriefs: Lol. Quit arguing, you two.
Yamcha69: Wanna pc, Bulma?
BulmaBriefs: No, thanks. Vegeta's just getting warmed up. I can't wait to see what he types next.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Rotflmfao the fucking idiot got rejected by the stupid woman! *sarcastically* I'm so glad you're so impressed with my typing skills.
CueBallKrillin: Lmfao Vegeta!
TienShinhan: Lol Vegeta and Yamcha.
BulmaBriefs: Pfffffft @ Vegeta. What typing skills? Maybe I'm not impressed with that at all and it could be something else. Did you ever think of that, huh?
PrinceOfSaiyans: .........
Turtle_Hermit: Bulma loves Vegeta lmfaopmp.
BulmaBriefs: LMAO Master Roshi. No, I don't.
PiccoloDaNamek: ROTFL Roshi. Yeah, you do.
TienShinhan: Lol Roshi are you sure about that?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Drop it or fucking die. *glares at the old man and the Namek*
Eighteen18: I wouldn't be so sure of that, Bulma.
Turtle_Hermit: Bullshit, Bulma lol. Yes, I'm positive, Tien.
BulmaBriefs: I DON'T AND THAT'S FINAL! *glares at Piccolo and Roshi*
Yamcha69: Humph! I'd bet you'd pc with HIM, wouldn't you?
BulmaBriefs: *smirks at Yamcha* Maybe I would!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *raises an eyebrow and smirks at Yamcha* You'll get over it, you fucking weakling.
Eighteen18: Lol Vegeta, Bulma, Roshi and Yamcha.
TienShinhan: Let it go, Yamcha.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Shut the hell up, Hermit. I DO NOT! She drives me insane! *glares at Tien* Fuck you, freak!
BulmaBriefs: Jealous, Yamcha? Lmfao! You should know by now that I don't pc with anyone except Goku when I need to talk to him, but he's busy getting busy right now, I think lol.
TienShinhan: No thanks, Vegeta.
Eighteen18: Lol Bulma. Hey, Tien, where's Chiaotzu?
Son_Goku: Who's getting busy? I thought Piccolo was busy.
PrinceOfSaiyans: You are, Kakarot, you moron!
TienShinhan: Lol Vegeta and Goku. Chiaotzu's in bed with the flu.
Son_Goku: I hope he feels better soon. Tell him I'm thinking about him. I am? Really, Vegeta?
ChiChiSon: Goku and I are just talking, for your information!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *grumbles* Fucking clown...
PiccoloDaNamek: I am, Goku, but I've just about finished up here so I'll be back shortly.
Son_Goku: Yeah, I'm busy talking to my wife is all. What's the big deal?
CueBallKrillin: YEAH RIGHT! LOL
PrinceOfSaiyans: I don't give a fuck what you two are doing.
TienShinhan: Hey, Chiaotzu says hello to everyone.

{Tien goes to Chiaotzu's computer, declines the chat invitation, and shuts down the computer.}

Eighteen18: Sorry to hear that. Get well soon, Chiaotzu.
CueBallKrillin: Yeah, get better soon.
Turtle_Hermit: Tien, soak a Senzu bean in boiling water for 20 minutes and give it to Chiaotzu as a tea. It should make him feel better.
TienShinhan: I'll try that. Thanks, Roshi.
Turtle_Hermit: No problem.
PiccoloDaNamek: Ahhhhhhhhhh...I feel so much better now.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO speaking of feeling better, wb, Piccolo.
Eighteen18: Wb.
BulmaBriefs: Wb.
Son_Goku: Wb Piccolo.
Turtle_Hermit: Wb Piccolo.
TienShinhan: Wb.
Yamcha69: Wb Piccolo. What the hell did you do, take a good dump? You sound so relieved.
PrinceOfSaiyans: What the fuck is wb?
PiccoloDaNamek: Lol Yamcha and Vegeta. Wb means welcome back. Oh, I'm relieved all right, but I didn't take a dump. Nameks only need water to survive which makes shitting kind of difficult. I do piss a lot, however.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAO Piccolo! That's messed up, really.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Humph! Where the hell have you been all this time, Namek?
BulmaBriefs: LMAO too much info, Piccolo.
PiccoloDaNamek: I was taking care of business, that's all I'm saying.
CueBallKrillin: Sounds like Piccolo was getting busy lmao.
Son_Goku: Huh? *scratches his head*
BulmaBriefs: ROTFLMFAOPMP Goku!
Turtle_Hermit: Lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *rolls his eyes at Kakarot*
Yamcha69: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao. Rotflmao Goku.
Eighteen18: That's nasty, Piccolo. Lmao Yamcha and Goku.
TienShinhan: *shakes his head* Lol Piccolo.
ChiChiSon: Lol Krillin.
BulmaBriefs: Lmao Krillin and Yamcha.
PiccoloDaNamek: Where's Goku? He's not saying much.
CueBallKrillin: He's in pc with Chi-Chi and they're probably cyber screwing each other.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Cyber-WHAT!?
Turtle_Hermit: LMAO Krillin and Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Krillin. Rotflmfaopmp Vegeta.
TienShinhan: Lmfao Krillin. I don't even wanna know how that's done. Lmao Vegeta.
Son_Goku: I'm right here, but I'm in pc with Chi-Chi right now. AND WE'RE NOT SCREWING, OK?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *laughs hysterically at Kakarot*
BulmaBriefs: *shocked* ROTFLMAO Goku!!
ChiChiSon: Lol Goku. GOKU ISN'T LYING!!!
PiccoloDaNamek: Oh, hey Goku. *grin* Brb so I can go clean up.
CueBallKrillin: Lmfao Piccolo again, Vegeta, Tien and Goku.
Eighteen18: *raises an eyebrow again* You don't know what that is? Lmfao!
TienShinhan: *thinks to himself* Is Vegeta really that damn stupid?

{Chaiotzu hears Tien's thought and starts laughing hysterically and begins to cough}

PrinceOfSaiyans: No, Android, that's why I'm asking!
TienShinhan: Brb. Chaiotzu's choking.
Son_Goku: Inquiring minds want to know. I think I know what it is, but I'm not so sure.
PrinceOfSaiyans: That would be because you're a fucking idiot, Kakarot, and you take pride in being a dumbass!
CueBallKrillin: ROTFL Vegeta and Eighteen. Ok, Tien.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Eighteen, Tien, and Vegeta.
Son_Goku: Hey, I wouldn't talk, Vegeta. You don't know what it is either.
Eighteen18: You're such a dumbass.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Fuck you both.
Eighteen18: *smirk*
BulmaBriefs: LMAO Eighteen, Goku and Vegeta.
Yamcha69: Lmfao. Vegeta got his ass told off by a chick!
Eighteen18: I'd watch that mouth if I were you, Yamcha, or Vegeta won't be the only one kicking your sorry ass tonight.
CueBallKrillin: I'm not touching that one with a ten foot power pole. Daaaaaaaaaaamn, baby.
BulmaBriefs: And you should know it all too well, Yamcha, you fuck!
PrinceOfSayians: *looks at Bulma and laughs* That's right.
Yamcha69: Sorry, Eighteen.
Turtle_Hermit: It's when two people type dirty things to each other while playing with themselves, Vegeta. LMAO Bulma.
PiccoloDaNamek: And it's a pain in the ass to type one handed, too. LOL Bulma.
PrinceOfSayians: What!? That's ridiculous!
CueBallKrillin: LMAOPMP @ Roshi's explanation, Bulma and Piccolo.
BulmaBriefs: Leave it to Roshi. *winks at Vegeta*
PiccoloDaNamek: LMFAO Bulma and Roshi.
ChiChiSon: I can assure you that we are NOT doing that!
Son_Goku: You think we're doing that? That's something Master Roshi would do, not me!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Something in your eye?
BulmaBriefs: No, just my eyeball.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO!
PrinceOfSaiyans: WHAT!?
BulmaBriefs: *smirk*
ChiChiSon: Lol Bulma and Vegeta, also Goku, Krillin, Roshi and Piccolo.
TienShinhan: Lmao Goku. Sorry about that. I got Chaiotzu some water and he's fine now.
Eighteen18: *nods once* I don't play around. Lol Goku. Wb, Tien. Rotflmao Bulma and Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: Lmao Piccolo and Goku. Wb, Tien.
Turtle_Hermit: LMAO Goku. You know me all too well. Wb, Tien.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Piccolo. Wb, Tien.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Too much information, old man. That is revolting! Welcome back, freak.
Son_Goku: Lol Piccolo. That's disgusting! I'd rather do the real thing anyway, right, Chi-Chi? Wb, Tien.
PiccoloDaNamek: Ask and ye shall receive. Lmao Goku. Wb, Tien.
Yamcha69: You should try it, Vegeta. It's probably the only kind you'll ever get. Wb, Tien.
ChiChiSon: *blush* Oh, Goku lol. Well, that is how Gohan came along, now isn't it?
Eighteen18: Chill out, Yamcha, damn! Lol Chi-Chi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: If you insult me one more fucking time, I am going to FUCKING kill you, asshole!
TienShinhan: Thanks, everyone.
Yamcha69: Go ahead and kill me, troll. I'll only get wished back with the Dragonballs.
PrinceOfSaiyans: What?
TienShinhan: Kami, have mercy on us all. *sweatdrop* It's about to be on now, you guys.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Tien!
BulmaBriefs: HE'S NOT A FUCKING TROLL, DAMN IT! *glares at Yamcha*
Eighteen18: Lmao Tien and Krillin.
Son_Goku: LMREO Tien and Krillin!
PrinceOfSaiyans: I am about to show you what this troll can do if you don't knock it off! *turns Super Saiyan*
ChiChiSon: Lol Tien and Vegeta. LMAO Krillin.
PiccoloDaNamek: He sure ain't happy, that's for sure.
TienShinhan: Lol Piccolo.
CueBallKrillin: Yeah, right, Bulma. We all know how bad you want him anyway. Rotflmaopmp Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: This is your final warning, prick. One more time and I'll be at your doorstep. *wicked smirk*
Yamcha69: Like you fucking scare me, Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: You should be scared, Yamcha.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *glares at Yamcha* THAT DOES IT! Excuse me while I go kick some ass. *smirks at Bulma* Your confidence is much appreciated but not needed. I can take care of myself.
Son_Goku: Vegeta's really ticked off now. That can't be good.
Eighteen18: You're in for it now, Yamcha. Vegeta, may I join you?
PrinceOfSaiyans: NO! THIS IS MY BATTLE THAT I WILL FIGHT ALONE!
BulmaBriefs: My pleasure, Your Highness lol.
Eighteen18: Humph! Well, kick his ass for me, too, will ya?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smirk* I will be back in a few minutes.
Son_Goku: Good luck, Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: Hurry back now lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *nods once to everyone and flies off*

{PrinceOfSaiyans has left the room.}

{Vegeta leaves the chat room momentarily and flies over to Kame House, kills Yamcha, glares at Roshi and Tien and returns to computer. He sends Bulma an instant message to invite him back to the chat room.}

PrinceOfSaiyans: Bring me back, woman.
BulmaBriefs: Say please and I'll think about it.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Do you wish to be next?
BulmaBriefs: *smirks* You won't kill me.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *grabs her arm, pulling her to him, eyes narrowing on her*
BulmaBriefs: HEY! *tries to pull away*
PrinceOfSaiyans: *tightens his grip and smirks* Now, about that invitation...
BulmaBriefs: *smirks and kisses him full on the lips*
PrinceOfSaiyans: *releases his grip on her* GAH!! DAMN YOU!

{Bulma leaves the pc}

CueBallKrillin: Don't worry, Eighteen. You've got me here and I need my head rubbed.
BulmaBriefs: Pfffffffft lmfao. Which one, Krillin? Oh, and I'm inviting Vegeta back.
Eighteen18: Bad Krillin lol. We'll see about that later.
CueBallKrillin: Lol Bulma. I'm talking about my BALD head lmfaopmp. Vegeta's back already?

{Yamcha69 has left the room.}

Turtle_Hermit: ROTFL Krillin!
BulmaBriefs: Yeah, as soon as I invite him. Lol Krillin.
PiccoloDaNamek: What if you shave your cue balls? LMFAO!
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAO!! Kiss my ass, Piccolo! That's not something I'd do; that's nasty.
TienShinhan: LMFAO Piccolo.
ChiChiSon: You guys are disgusting! Filthy even. Lol Krillin.
TienShinhan: ROTFLMAOPMP Piccolo.
PiccoloDaNamek: Don't you wish Goku was like that?
Son_Goku: Hey, I saw that! Lol Piccolo. I am a gentleman, really.

{PrinceOfSaiyans has entered the room.}

ChiChiSon: No comment. Wb Vegeta.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lmao Krillin and Bulma. Take it to pc, Krillin and Eighteen. Wb, Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I have returned and that asshole is dead. *glares at Bulma*
CueBallKrillin: Nah, I can wait.
Eighteen18: Lol Piccolo.
BulmaBriefs: You really killed Yamcha? And wb by the way.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yes. He won't be insulting me anymore. It was his own damn fault, really. He was warned not to fuck with me and did he listen? No.
CueBallKrillin: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn and wb Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *nods in acknowledgement to everyone who said wb to him*
BulmaBriefs: I didn't think you'd actually go through with it. You're bold, I'll give you that.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smirks at Bulma* I used my Galick Gun and blew his ass to pieces. You should be happy, Bulma, now that he's out of your hair for good. What a fucking waste!
BulmaBriefs: You called me Bulma. What's up with that?
Turtle_Hermit: Told you he was in love with you, Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: Hm?
PrinceOfSaiyians: *glares at Roshi* Do NOT go there!
BulmaBriefs: Well, are you or not? It's got me curious now. ANSWER ME, VEGETA!
PrinceOfSaiyans: No, damn it!. I'll be right back.

{Vegeta pcs Bulma}

CueBallKrillin: All righty, then.
PrinceOfSaiyans: KAMI, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW!
BulmaBriefs: Lol I'm sorry.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I mean it! Not a word to anyone!
BulmaBriefs: Ok, Ok! I won't say anything, damn! I guess it'll have to be a surprise that we're going to be parents, huh? You know, your cockiness is such a turn on. And I like your smile, that is, when you actually DO smile. And to top it off, you're awesome in bed. *wink*
PrinceOfSaiyans: WHAT!? Why the hell didn't you tell me this sooner? *ahem* Thank you. *blush*
BulmaBriefs: You never asked, silly. LMAO that I made you blush and you're welcome, hun.
PrinceofSaiyans: *growls* Damn it, woman! When I leave this room, I'm coming for you.
BulmaBriefs: I'll be waiting at Capsule Corp.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Splendid. *smirk*
BulmaBriefs: Hey...
PrinceOfSaiyans: What is it?
BulmaBriefs: *kiss* I love you and your smile.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *growl*

{Vegeta disses the pc}

PiccoloDaNamek: I know it.
BulmaBriefs: Knock it off, you guys. It's getting old now. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Eighteen18: *agrees with Piccolo*
Son_Goku: What's the matter, Bulma?
CueBallKrillin: I do, too. Wb, Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Whatever. *glares at everyone*
BulmaBriefs: It's nothing, really. I'm fine, thanks for asking, Goku.
Turtle_Hermit: At least he didn't say no...
TienShinhan: He didn't say yes either.

{BigPhatKingYemma has entered the room}

Son_Goku: HEY, King Yemma! How's it going?
Eighteen18: Hi, King Yemma.
PiccoloDaNamek: Yo, Yemma.
BulmaBriefs: Hey, King Yemma.
BigPhatKingYemma: I'm not King Yemma. It's me, Yamcha.
Son_Goku: YAMCHA!?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *raises an eyebrow and smirks*
CueBallKrillin: Vegeta and Bulma sittin' in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g...lmfao!
TienShinhan: Haven't you suffered enough tonight, Yamcha?
BulmaBriefs: Are you ok, Yamcha?
CueBallKrillin: Wb, Yamcha.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Piss off, midget! Well, well, it looks like the asshole has come back for more.
BulmaBriefs: Rotflmao Krillin. That's enough now. I'm getting bored with it.
ChiChiSon: Wb, Yamcha.
Son_Goku: What's all the fuss about?
CueBallKrillin: Humph! Last time I checked, bald was beautiful, right, Eighteen?
Eighteen18: Lol.
TienShinhan: *rubs his hand over his bald ass head* Yes it is, Krillin lol.
Turtle_Hermit: Hell yeah! LMAO @ Tien and Krillin.
BigPhatKingYemma: Thanks, everyone. FUCK YOU VEGETA! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! KISS MY FUCKING ASS AND BULMA WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY HEART!
BulmaBriefs: Lol Krillin, Tien and Roshi.
PiccoloDaNamek: Wb Goku and Yamcha too?
CueBallKrillin: LMFAO Tien & Master Roshi!!

{ChiChiSon has left the room.}

Son_Goku: Yeah, thanks, Piccolo. Chi-Chi should be back shortly, I hope. She just got dissed. Lol Bulma.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *laughs* I don't fucking think so.
Eighteen18: Whatever you say, Krillin lol. Damn, Yamcha lol. Lmao Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: AS IF, YAMCHA! Since you're dead, maybe you can go screw around with the women there!
Son_Goku: Okay, so, what have I missed out here?
CueBallKrillin: LMFAO Bulma! Vegeta went and killed Yamcha for being a dick and he is in love with Bulma but won't admit it. That's all you missed, Goku. You can scroll up and read if you like.
Turtle_Hermit: Lmfao Krillin and wb Yamcha.
Son_Goku: Wow...I missed a lot! DARN IT!
BigPhatKingYemma: I am not a dick, Krillin. Thanks, Master Roshi.
BulmaBriefs: Bullshit, Yamcha, you ARE a dick. A big fat dick that gets too much action, which got you in trouble in the first damn place! You're just pissed off that I dumped your stupid ass for good! And I'm sure that the REAL King Yemma wouldn't appreciate you using his screen name to come back in here and cuss out Vegeta. Go fuck yourself; I'm through with you!

PrinceOfSaiyans: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT WOMAN!
Son_Goku: LMREO!
Eighteen18: You tell him, Bulma.
Son_Goku: Well, Bulma's mad now.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *highly impressed*
PiccoloDaNamek: Did you do the deed with her? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Bulma.
Son_Goku: WHOA, Piccolo! O_O
PrinceOfSaiyans: *fires a ki blast at the Namek*
BigPhatKingYemma: Fuck you, Bulma.
PiccoloDaNamek: *dodges the attack and looks to Yamcha* Do you care to repeat that? BulmaBriefs: WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO CAPSULE CORP. AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YAMCHA?
PrinceOfSaiyans: He can't, idiot. I killed him, remember?
Eighteen18: I'd take that back if I were you. *brushes hair from her face*
BulmaBriefs: Oh, yeah. Damn.
Son_Goku: *blinks* Excuse me?
PrinceOfSaiyans: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! *looks at Bulma and says nothing*

{The chat invite to Frieza gets declined}

CueBallKrillin: *gasp* No, he didn't.
Son_Goku: OH, HELL NO YOU JUST DID NOT SAY THAT TO MY BEST FRIEND! *turns Super Saiyan* NOBODY DISRESPECTS BULMA WHILE I'M AROUND! TAKE IT BACK, YAMCHA!

PrinceOfSaiyans: NEVER SPEAK TO HER THAT WAY! IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD, I'D KILL YOU AGAIN WITH PLEASURE! *also turns Super Saiyan*

BulmaBriefs: Wb, Goku.
CueBallKrillin: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Goku and Vegeta.
Son_Goku: Thank you.
BigPhatKingYemma: And what the hell are you going to do about it, Veggie? Goku, this doesn't concern you.
BulmaBriefs: DAMN IT, LEAVE HIM ALONE, YAMCHA!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *raises an eyebrow and glares at Yamcha*
Son_Goku: It concerned me the instant you insulted Bulma. I suggest that you apologize to her immediately!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *growls* MY NAME IS VEGETA, DAMN IT! ARE YOU TOO FUCKING STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT CONCEPT?
Eighteen18: Hmm...two pissed off Saiyans. This is gonna get ugly.
Turtle_Hermit: Rotflmfaopmp! Bullshit, Vegeta. I still say you're in love with her.
BulmaBriefs: Stop! Yamcha is not worth you two getting all pissed off, really. Go away, Yamcha.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *ignores the old man's remark for now*
CueBallKrillin: Damn, Frieza declined my invite. *frown* Lol Vegeta.
BigPhatKingYemma: I'm not going anywhere.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Who the hell needs him anyway? STOP OBSESSING OVER MY PERSONAL LIFE, DAMN IT! IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! I WILL KILL THE NEXT PERSON WHO MENTIONS IT, I SWEAR!

PiccoloDaNamek: That's a yes. Care to put your two cents in, Bulma?
PrinceOfSaiyans: NAMEK, YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE NEXT!
Son_Goku: Well, Yamcha has managed to piss me off royally. I suggest you leave now because I am sending an instant message to King Yemma on his other screen name right now and letting him know what you're doing.

PiccoloDaNamek: Lol Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *nods to Kakarot*
Eighteen18: You don't know when to quit, do you, Yamcha? Stop being an asshole and get the fuck out like Goku asked you to before I come kick your fucking ass!
Son_Goku: Thanks, Bulma. Lol Eighteen. No problem.
BulmaBriefs: Yes, and the answer is no. I'm not lying, really lol. Kami, calm the hell down, Vegeta, sheesh! He's not worth it. You too, Goku.
Son_Goku: If you don't want to leave on your own, Yamcha, that's not my problem. I've never once thought about killing anyone without a good reason, but you've all of a sudden topped my list. Get out now while you still have a chance.

PrinceOfSaiyans: HE IS ALREADY DEAD, YOU FUCKING BOOB!
Turtle_Hermit: They're too damned stubborn to admit it, so let's drop it.
Son_Goku: Oh, yeah. I forgot. *laughs nervously*
BigPhatKingYemma: Come on, Goku.
Son_Goku: No, Yamcha. Nobody has to put up with you coming in here and being an asshole to Bulma She's moved on so get over it! Pardon me for saying this, but you need to take your ass right on up and get the FUCK out of here...NOW!

BulmaBriefs: Rut roh, Goku's mad now.
Eighteen18: Lol Bulma.
PrinceOfSaiyans: THE WOMAN SAID NO, DAMN IT! BULMA MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS, BUT A LIAR SHE IS NOT! Damn, Kakarot.
BulmaBriefs: *blinks twice* Wow...he called me by name again.
Eighteen18: *raises an eyebrow* Damn. Lmao Goku and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I know what your fucking name is, woman.
CueBallKrillin: Whoa, Goku is HELLA pissed!
BulmaBriefs: GET OUT, YAMCHA!
PiccoloDaNamek: Holy shit, Goku!
CueBallKrillin: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Vegeta. Look at you defending your woman.
Eighteen18: Impressive, Goku. Didn't know you had it in you.
PrinceOfSaiyans: She is NOT my woman, damn it. Do you feel like dying tonight, cue ball?
TienShinhan: This is so damn funny that my third eye is weeping. GO, GOKU!
BulmaBriefs: Well, BLINK it once in a while, Tien lmfaopmp!
BigPhatKingYemma: Fine. I see how you guys are. I'll go.
Son_Goku: *powers down* It's amazing what I can do when I'm pissed off enough and I sincerely apologize for my outburst.
TienShinhan: ROTFLMAO Bulma!
CueBallKrillin: Wear an eye patch, Tien lmfao! No need to be sorry, Goku. It was awesome!
TienShinhan: LOL Krillin and Bulma.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Good riddance, you little bastard. *powers down*
BulmaBriefs: Lol, dry it up, Tien. Lmao Krillin.
Son_Goku: LOL Tien and Bulma. I lost my temper and I'm sorry about that. Yamcha's behavior was totally uncalled for. *to Bulma* Are you all right?
BulmaBriefs: It's ok, Goku. Yeah, I'm fine.
CueBallKrillin: Nope. I've died once already and I ain't ready to die again anytime soon. ROTFL Bulma!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Then shut the hell up! Hear that, asshole? Yemma's going to send you to hell! *laughs wickedly* It's amazing that your brain is actually working, Kakarot.

{BigPhatKingYemma has left the room}

Son_Goku: Thanks, Vegeta. I won't stand for anyone insulting my friends, especially Bulma.
PrinceOfSaiyans: You already have a woman, Kakarot.
PiccoloDaNamek: Perhaps that will change in the future, eh, Vegeta?
Son_Goku: I know, but Bulma's my friend.
BulmaBriefs: Thank you for caring, you guys. I appreciate it a lot.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *nods to Kakarot and looks at Bulma* Shut up, Namek.
CueBallKrillin: Lmfao Tien, Piccolo and Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: *looks at Vegeta* What?
Son_Goku: Friends are supposed to care. Right, Vegeta?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smirks at Bulma* Nothing.
Turtle_Hermit: *makes a mental note not to piss off Goku or Vegeta ever again*
Eighteen18: Lol Master Roshi. You did good, Goku, and you didn't do too bad yourself, Vegeta. Proves you actually do have a heart.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Not in this lifetime. Humph!
Son_Goku: Thanks, you guys (and ladies). Lmreo Master Roshi.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lol. I beg to differ on that one. She'll be all over you in no time.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Fuck you, Namek.
Son_Goku: Now what's stirred up all this smut talk anyway? In my rage, I completely forgot!
TienShinhan: Lol Goku.
PrinceOfSaiyans: You should know, Kakarot. This all started when you left to cyber screw that wife of yours. Go get a fucking room somewhere and leave us out of it.

Son_Goku: Sorry if I offended you, Vegeta, even though we WERE just talking, like we said before, so GET OFF MY CASE ABOUT IT, OK?

PrinceOfSaiyans: Whatever, Kakarot. Would you care to take this outside?
Son_Goku: I'm in no mood to fight, Vegeta. Maybe another time. I'm sorry.

{ChiChiSon has entered the room.}

BulmaBriefs: Are you all right, Goku? I've never seen you get that pissed before.
PrinceOfSaiyans: And I shall hold you to it. Don't worry, I'll be waiting whenever you're ready.
CueBallKrillin: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Goku lol.
ChiChiSon: DAMN IT! I HAVE TO GO AND GET DISSED JUST WHEN IT'S GETTING GOOD! WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE WHILE I WAS GONE? WHAT'S WRONG WITH GOKU?

CueBallKrillin: Lmfao rut roh.
Son_Goku: Wb, honey. I'm fine, Bulma, really. Thanks for understanding, Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: Wb, Chi-Chi.
BulmaBriefs: Wb, Chi. PrinceOfSaiyans: Whatever. Welcome back, harpy.
Son_Goku: Nothing's wrong with me. I just lost my temper a bit, Chi-Chi. I'm calmed down now.
PiccoloDaNamek: Wb.
Turtle_Hermit: Wb, dear.
ChiChiSon: *hugs Goku and kisses him on the cheek*
Eighteen18: Wb.
Son_Goku: *hugs Chi Chi and blushes*
ChiChiSon: Thanks, you guys. Sorry it took me so long to get back. My computer was acting up and I decided to have a shower while I waited. Did I miss anything good? And where'd Yamcha go?

PrinceOfSaiyans: He's dead. *smirks wickedly*
Eighteen18: Vegeta killed him but he came back using King Yemma's screen name and was selling shit about Bulma, which pissed off Vegeta and Goku enough for them to turn into Super Saiyans. I have the whole thing saved and I'll e-mail it to you so you can catch up, ok?

ChiChiSon: Thanks, Eighteen. Sounds like Yamcha needed an attitude adjustment.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smirks* And he got one.
TienShinhan: Wb, Chi-Chi. Yeah, he did. He was just being stupid coming back as King Yemma. What an idiot. Oh yeah, and Goku typed the f word.
Eighteen18: No problem.
Son_Goku: Thanks a lot, Tien. *rolls his eyes*
BulmaBriefs: ROTFLMAO Tien and Goku.
ChiChiSon: Thanks, Tien. GOKU DID WHAT?! WHAT AILS YOU, GOKU? USING THAT LANGUAGE IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! GUESS WHO WON'T BE GETTING ANY TONIGHT?

Son_Goku: *rubs the back of his head* But Chi-Chi....
BulmaBriefs: LMFAO Chi-Chi and Goku!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *laughs at Kakarot and his woman*
Eighteen18: Lmao Goku and Chi-Chi.
Son_Goku: Back to pc, Chi-Chi? Never mind. I'm sorry, Chi-Chi, but I lost my temper because Yamcha was being stupid. Here, I'll show you...{Son_Goku: No, Yamcha. Don't come in here and disrespect my friends. Pardon me for saying this, but you need to take your ass right on up the FUCK outta here...NOW!} See? Please forgive me.

PiccoloDaNamek: LMAO that Goku has the evidence to cover his ass.
Son_Goku: Darn straight I do!
ChiChiSon: I forgive you, Goku, but you're STILL not getting any. When are you coming home, anyway? Gohan and I miss you terribly.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAO Piccolo and Goku for covering his ass!
Son_Goku: Maybe I won't come home since I won't be getting any. *smirk*
ChiChiSon: HUMPH!!
BulmaBriefs: ROTFLMAO Goku and Chi-Chi.
TienShinhan: My pleasure, Chi-Chi. ROTFL Goku, Piccolo and Chi-Chi.
Son_Goku: I'll figure out a way to change your mind about that.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Are you sure about that, Kakarot?
ChiChiSon: This woman never changes her mind.
CueBallKrillin: Rotflmao Vegeta, Goku, Tien and Chi-Chi.
ChiChiSon: I ALREADY TOLD HIM HE WASN'T GETTING ANY! *glares at Vegeta*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Whatever.
Turtle_Hermit: Lmao! Damn, Krillin. You may as well type lmao @ everyone!
BulmaBriefs: LOL Vegeta.
Son_Goku: I'll be home shortly, I promise. I love you, Chi-Chi.
CueBallKrillin: Lol Master Roshi. I probably should.
PiccoloDaNamek: Not tonight you won't.
ChiChiSon: Good, because I've got something to tell you. And I mean it, you're not getting any tonight. Lol Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *rolls his eyes at Kakarot and laughs*
Son_Goku: We'll see. *smile*
BulmaBriefs: What's up, Chi-Chi? ROTFLMAO Goku, Master Roshi and Krillin
ChiChiSon: I can't say it in here, sorry.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAOPMP Goku and Vegeta.
PiccoloDaNamek: I can say that Vegeta loves Bulma! Lol.
Son_Goku: He does?
PrinceOfSaiyans: No, Kakarot, I do not!
BulmaBriefs: *sigh* Let's not go through this again. I'm getting annoyed here.
PiccoloDaNamek: You're full of shit, Vegeta. You do, damn it.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Piccolo again.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *glares at Piccolo*
Turtle_Hermit: Don't listen to him, Goku. He's in denial and so is Bulma for that matter.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Knock it off!
ChiChiSon: Congratulations. *smile*
CueBallKrillin: You are allowed to get a little once in a while, Vegeta.
Turtle_Hermit: *sweatdrop*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Drop it right now or I will kill you next!
BulmaBriefs: I'm not in denial!
ChiChiSon: Whoops...never mind.
CueBallKrillin: Ok, I'm sorry! *sweatdrop*
Turtle_Hermit: Lmfao Vegeta and Krillin.
BulmaBriefs: It's not that big of a deal anyway.
TienShinhan: Damn it! I'm out of Senzu beans. Anybody know where I can get more? I should know, but I'm brain dead right now since Chaiotzu's been sick.

Turtle_Hermit: Go see Yajirobe and Korin, Tien. Tell him I said to give you some Senzu beans so Chiaotzu can get better.

PiccoloDaNamek: Can't Dende or Kibito just heal him? Lol Tien.
Turtle_Hermit: No, Piccolo. Dende can't heal the flu, I don't think. Of course, I could be wrong. I'm not sure about Kibito, though.
PrinceOfSaiyans: To hell with Dende. He's an idiot and Kibito spends all of his time up the Supreme Kai's ass, if you know what I mean.

Son_Goku: O.o What do you mean, Vegeta?
TienShinhan: Thanks again, Roshi. I have no comments about Kibito and the Supreme Kai. I'm staying clear of that one. Lol Vegeta. LMAO Goku.

Turtle_Hermit: No problem, Tien. Lmao Vegeta and Goku.
Eighteen18: THAT IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING, VEGETA. HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW ANYWAY?
PrinceOfSaiyans: It's very simple. They're always together. You do the math.
Son_Goku: Lol Tien. You know, I've always wondered about that...
BulmaBriefs: LMFAO Eighteen, Vegeta, Goku and Tien.
PiccoloDaNamek: Vegeta, YOU are a fucking idiot. And that's without mentioning that you're an arrogant, cocky ass fuck. If anybody in this room deserves to go to hell besides Yamcha, it's definitely you.

Son_Goku: Holy crap, Piccolo! Lol Tien.
CueBallKrillin: Lol Piccolo and Tien.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *laughs* Fuck you. Perhaps, and you will be in attendance as well, Namek.
PiccoloDaNamek: We'll see. It'll be all good if I can relieve myself down there.
ChiChiSon: Ok, didn't need to know that.
BulmaBriefs: I agree. You're a sick bastard, Piccolo lol. AND NOBODY'S GOING TO HELL!
TienShinhan: Good grief, Piccolo.
Son_Goku: *faceplants*
Eighteen18: Now that's just nasty lmfao.
PiccoloDaNamek: I know lol and I'm sorry, ladies.
ChiChiSon: Apology accepted. *smile*
Eighteen18: It's all right, Piccolo.
TienShinhan: Ok, I'm gonna go find Yajirobe and Korin. I'll see you later.
BulmaBriefs: *helps Goku up* No problem, Piccolo. Hey, can I call you Piccy?
CueBallKrillin: At least he's man, or rather Namek enough to admit it.
TienShinhan: *sweatdrop* When's it gonna end? Lol Krillin and Bulma.
PiccoloDaNamek: *raises an eyebrow at Bulma* Um....no.
Son_Goku: You guys are too funny lol. Good luck, Tien. Thanks, Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: See ya, Tien. *pouts* You're no fun, Piccolo.
Eighteen18: Bye, Tien. Brb.
PiccoloDaNamek: Later, Tien.
Turtle_Hermit: See you later, Tien.
TienShinhan: Thanks, Goku. Bye, all.

{TienShinhan has left the room.}

Son_Goku: I'm going to take off, too, so I can get home to Chi-Chi and Gohan.
BulmaBriefs: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww bye, Goku. *hugs*
ChiChiSon: See you soon, Goku.
CueBallKrillin: Bye, Goku.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Good riddance, Kakarot.
PiccoloDaNamek: Later, Goku.
Turtle_Hermit: Have fun, Goku.
Son_Goku: Ok, bye everyone *hugs Bulma*

{Son_Goku has left the room.}

Eighteen18: Bye, Goku. Oh, hell, I'm too late. I had to go and I couldn't wait any more.
BulmaBriefs: LOL, too much info, Eighteen.
ChiChiSon: I'll tell him, Eighteen.
Eighteen18: Thanks, Chi-Chi.
CueBallKrillin: Lmao! *falls over*
Eighteen18: Shut the hell up, Krillin lol. It was those enchiladas and refried beans that we had for dinner, I just know it.

BulmaBriefs: *helps Krillin up* Yummy! Mucha gusta necessita tacos y burritos!
PiccoloDaNamek: *laughing* That's fucked up, Bulma.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAOPMP Bulma!! What the hell did you just say anyway?
BulmaBriefs: Lmao Krillin. I have no idea but it sounded pretty yummy, don't you think? PrinceOfSaiyans: You wouldn't know yummy if it bit you in the ass, woman.
BulmaBriefs: Sure I would. *smirk*
PrinceOfSaiyans: We'll see about that, now won't we?
PiccoloDaNamek: I want to see lol.
CueBallKrillin: Me, too.
BulmaBriefs: Lmao. Oh how I'd LOVE to tell you guys to bite my ass....
Eighteen18: You guys are whacked in the head. I'm going to bed, so good night.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smirks at Bulma* Go ahead. I'm waiting.
CueBallKrillin: Awwwwwww, nighty night, hun. Lol Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: Bye, Eighteen. *looks at Vegeta and sweatdrops*
PiccoloDaNamek: Good night.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Sleep well. Before I forget, I kicked that idiot Yamcha square in the balls just for you.
ChiChiSon: See ya, Eighteen. And Goku just got here, so I'm out of here so I can spend some time with him. And before anyone asks, GOKU STILL ISN'T GETTING ANY!

Eighteen18: Lmfao thanks, Vegeta. Bye everyone. Lol Chi-Chi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Rest assured that it was my pleasure.
Eighteen18: *nods once and exits*

{Eighteen18 has left the room.}

CueBallKrillin: Damn, everybody's leaving! Bye, Chi-Chi.
BulmaBriefs: See ya later. Rotfl Chi-Chi.
PiccoloDaNamek: Later and lmao Chi-Chi.
Turtle_Hermit: Good night, Chi-Chi lol.
ChiChiSon: Good night, everyone.

{ChiChiSon has left the room.}

Turtle_Hermit: Damn, I need a good woman.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Doesn't he always? *laughs*
BulmaBriefs: Lol Vegeta and Master Roshi. That's an understatement.
CueBallKrillin: Lmao. Let's go chick hunting, Master. You can come too, Piccolo.
BulmaBriefs: I thought you and Eighteen were a couple, Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: We are, but since she went to bed, I gotta do something. I can look but I can't touch.
Turtle_Hermit: Ok, let's go, Krillin.
PiccoloDaNamek: No thanks, you guys. It'll just depress me.
BulmaBriefs: Poor Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Pathetic even.
CueBallKrillin: I'm out. I'll be at Kame House in 10 minutes, Master.
Turtle_Hermit: Ok, Krillin. See you then. Just come on in if I'm not right there.
PiccoloDaNamek: Later, Krillin.
BulmaBriefs: Bye, Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: Bye all. LMAO Master Roshi!

{CueBallKrillin has left the room.}

BulmaBriefs: Lol Master Roshi.
Turtle_Hermit: I think I'm going to go read before Krillin gets here. Good night, everyone.
BulmaBriefs: See you later.
PiccoloDaNamek: Later, Roshi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *crosses his arms and says nothing*

{Turtle_Hermit has left the room.}
{Son_Goku has entered the room.}

PiccoloDaNamek: Wb, Goku.
BulmaBriefs: Hey, Piccolo, did they have porn movies back on Namek? Wb, Goku.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lmao why are you asking me that?
Son_Goku: Thanks, Bulma and Piccolo. HUH?????????????????????? *eyes widen*
PrinceOfSaiyans: What the hell are you doing back here, Kakarot? *narrows eyes at Bulma*
PiccoloDaNamek: No problem, Goku.
BulmaBriefs: I was just curious is all. You're welcome.
Son_Goku: o.O @ Bulma and Piccolo. I just came back to let you guys know that I'm gonna be a daddy again!
PiccoloDaNamek: No, they didn't. Maybe they do now on New Namek. I'm going to fly over there and have a look. See you guys and lady later and congratulations, Goku.

BulmaBriefs: Have fun, Piccolo. See you later. Hey, that's great, Goku! I'm happy for you both. Did you tell Gohan yet?
Son_Goku: Thanks, Piccolo. We're gonna tell him when he gets up in the morning before he goes to school, Bulma. And I'm sorry for interrupting your conversation about smut.
PiccoloDaNamek: Bulma started it, yo.
Son_Goku: Lol Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Until next time, Namek. Yes, I must offer my congratulations as well, Kakarot, since you're bringing yet another half-breed into the world.

BulmaBriefs: You know, Piccolo, I'd go out to dinner with you if you ever wanted some company.
PiccoloDaNamek: LMAO Bulma and watch me sit on my ass and drink water all night? It's ok, really. I'm going to get going. Later, y'all.

{PiccoloDaNamek has left the room.}

Son_Goku: Thanks, you guys. That's all I wanted to tell you. Now I'm off to celebrate with my wife. Byeeeee!

{Son_Goku has left the room.}

BulmaBriefs: It's just us now. *giggles*

{Son_Goku has entered the room.}

PrinceOfSaiyans: *rolls his eyes* What the fuck do you want now, Kakarot?
Son_Goku: I'm sorry, you guys. It was a false alarm. Chi-Chi isn't having a baby.
BulmaBriefs: Sorry to hear that, Goku, and wb for the third time.
Son_Goku: Thanks, Bulma. *laughs*
BulmaBriefs: You're welcome *hugs*
PrinceOfSaiyans: How terrible. Just go the hell back to bed and screw her again.
Son_Goku: *smirk* I'm planning on it as soon as I leave here. *hugs Bulma*
BulmaBriefs: LMAO Goku! Did Chi-Chi actually change her mind?
Son_Goku: Uh...no, but she will.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Well? GET GOING, KAKAROT!
Son_Goku: Why, so the two of you can screw?
BulmaBriefs: *raises an eyebrow* Um...no.
Son_Goku: I've been training a lot, ok? And when Chi-Chi sees the results from that training, she'll be all over me in an instant.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Hell no! We're merely insulting each other. Kakarot, you sound confident.
Son_Goku: *grin* If you say so...lol. I may act like a dumbass, but I'm really not. You two have it so bad for each other and don't deny it either!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Go away, Kakarot.
BulmaBriefs: Goku, would you be godfather to my child?
Son_Goku: Huh? What do you mean, Bulma?
BulmaBriefs: I mean when the time comes that I become a mother. Would you do that for me? Please?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *sweatdrop*
Son_Goku: Sure, I'd be happy to, Bulma. Thanks for asking me. And it'll be sooner than you think, too.
BulmaBriefs: Thank you, Goku *hugs him.*
Son_Goku: *hugs back* No prob.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Get the fuck off my woman and go back to yours, Kakarot.
Son_Goku: *nervous laugh* Oh, so NOW you admit it. I'm going to go now. Thanks for listening, you two and congratulations, too.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Good night, Kakarot. WHAT?!
BulmaBriefs: No problem. See you later, Goku. What are you talking about?
Son_Goku: About your baby. I'm happy for you both. Heh, you're the one bringing in the half-breed now, Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: H-how do you know, Kakarot?
Son_Goku: I just do. *waves to both and leaves*

{Son_Goku has left the room.}

BulmaBriefs: It really sucks that Goku and Chi-Chi aren't having another kid right now. I feel bad for them.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I have no feelings but for you and our child.
BulmaBriefs: That's so sweet. *smile*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Don't tell anyone I said that either, heh.
BulmaBriefs: Lol. I won't say anything. I'm wondering how the hell would Goku know anyway. Can he sense those kind of things?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yes, it can be sensed, but I don't think Kakarot is smart enough to figure that out. Did you tell him?
BulmaBriefs: I DIDN'T SAY A WORD TO ANYONE! Did YOU tell him?
PrinceOfSaiyans: HELL NO! I HATE THE BASTARD, SO WHY WOULD I TELL HIM? I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ANYONE!
BulmaBriefs: I don't know, then. It's got me baffled. I'm sure Goku won't say anything. I trust him and so should you.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Screw it anyway. Well, now that I have you all to myself, why the hell were you asking the Namek about pornography?
BulmaBriefs: I'm sorry. I forgot, what was your point again?
PrinceOfSaiyans: My point is that I...damn it! You're dodging my question. Why were you asking the Namek about it?
BulmaBriefs: I guess my curiosity got the best of me and maybe I wanted to get some to watch with you.
PrinceOfSaiyans: If you wish to know about pornography, you can ask the Prince. *laughs* I happen to have some, but that can wait.
BulmaBriefs: Lmfao! We'll see about that. Damn it, Vegeta, why don't you say it to my face? I swear, you're almost as perverted as Master Roshi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smirks* Gladly. I can be much worse than that old man.

{PrinceOfSaiyans has left the room.}
*At warp speed, Vegeta, with videos in hand, flies to Bulma's office at Capsule Corp.*

BulmaBriefs: Lol.
BulmaBriefs: That asshole dissed me! How dare he? Oh, the nerve of that guy! Maybe he was just messing with my head to make me feel bad. I mean, Vegeta's the best when it comes to playing head games. But I love him, damn it, and I'm having his child! Wait a minute...what the hell am I doing ranting and raving in this chat room when I'm in here all by myself? ARGH!

{BulmaBriefs has left the room.}

Bulma proceeded to exit the chat room and shut down her computer. She went to get up from her chair and was startled by Vegeta standing behind her holding three videos in his hand. He slid the chair aside and pulled Bulma towards him. He brushed his hand over her abdomen as their eyes met and their lips engaged in a rather passionate, kiss.

Bulma: (*gasping*) You got here in a hurry, didn't you?

Vegeta: (*also out of breath*) Yes, so I could tell you something to your face like you asked. Being away from you drives me insane! Now let's go to bed.

Bulma: WHAT?! Vegeta, you cad! Are they porn videos in your hand??

Vegeta: Yes, but they can wait until next time (*laughs*). I mean to sleep, you idiot! What the hell kind of Saiyan do you think I am?

Bulma: The kind who wants me so bad he can taste it? (*laughs*)

Vegeta: Heh heh, you're a real riot, woman. I've got to admit, you're perfect for me, but I'm not going to do anything but sleep tonight. Besides, you're already pregnant and I'm fucking exhausted after killing that idiot Yamcha.

Bulma: It's ok, really. You know, I fell in love with you the minute I saw you on Namek. That won't change, ever. I'll always care about you, Vegeta, even though you're an arrogant bastard at times.

Vegeta: Blah, you know how I feel. (*grumble*)
Bulma: Vegeta. (*blush*)

After setting the videos on the desk next to the computer, Vegeta picked Bulma up and carried her to their bedroom as their lips got reacquainted. He gently placed her on the bed then laid down next to her, wrapping a blanket around them. She put her arms around him instantly as he followed suit. Vegeta whispered, "I love you, Bulma" then closed his eyes and entered into a deep slumber, but not before Bulma put her head on his chest and mumbled, "I love you too, Vegeta."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know that I have a lot of things in here that are pretty much out of character, like Vegeta actually telling Bulma he loves her and such and Piccolo is just warped lol. It makes the story pretty funny. That's why this story is an SMK original. Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it.