Ten Years Later
by: SMK
DISCLAIMER: I still don't own DBZ or any of its characters and I never will either. I also don't own Milk Bones lol. Hell, I don't even have a dawg! Thanks, Phoe and Marie for posting this on your websites.
Side Note: LMREO means laughing my rear end off, anything with PMP regards one laughing so hard they're about to pee their pants and this is set between the end of DBZ and the beginning of DBGT. Further, I know there's out of character activity in here; it's intentional. That's why this work is an SMK original. Enjoy!
*Trunks was in his bedroom at Capsule Corp. surfing the internet since he didn't have anything better to do at that point. His surfing was interrupted by an instant message from his best friend, Goten.*
SuperSaiyanGoten: What's up, Trunks?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hey, Goten! Not much is going on here. Mom and Bulla went shopping and Dad's training yet again. What's up with you and how's your family?
SuperSaiyanGoten: We're all doing great, thanks for asking. Mom still bitches about Dad never being here I guess because we all miss him so much. Gohan and Videl are off doing their own thing and Pan is now 14 years old. Say, have you heard from any of our other friends?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Nope. I often wonder how they're all doing. Krillin and Piccolo cracked me up every time I saw them.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol same here. Gohan got an email from Piccolo about three weeks ago. He spends his days now up at the Lookout chilling with Mr. Popo and Dende. I haven't heard from anyone else.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Damn. We should make a chat if anyone else is online. Right now, you're the only name I have on my contact list that is online. Maybe we'll get lucky and somebody else will come.
SuperSaiyanGoten: I can call Gohan on my cell phone. They have 3 computers in their house so Gohan, Videl and Pan can all be online at once. Brb so I can call my bro.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Ok.
*Goten grabbed his cell phone from its charger and called his elder brother. He ended up talking to Videl since Gohan was out at the time, probably doing scholarly things.*
Goten: Hey; Videl! Can you come online?
Videl: Sure, Goten. Pan's here, too, so I'll get her computer going as well. What's up?
Goten: Nothing. I'm just bored as hell. Trunks is online and we wanted to make a chat. The more people, the merrier. One of us will send you two an invitation to join the chat when you get online, ok?
Videl: Sounds good. Talk to you later.
SuperSaiyanGoten: I'm back. Videl and Pan will be here shortly. Gohan's not home, though.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Damn and wb.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Thanks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: No problem. What are their screen names so I can add them?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Videl's is Videl_Satan_Son and Pan's is SonPan. Gohan's is TheGreatSaiyaman lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LMFAO! Gohan still uses that goofy ass name?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Yeah, but only when talking to us. He still gets an occasional fan e-mail once in a while. He's got another name for other stuff. Pan and Videl are online now, so I'll make the chat invite and send it to all three of you.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I'll be waiting.
*Goten proceeded to create his chat room, naming it "Old Skool." As promised, he invited his sister-in-law, his niece and his best friend.*
{SuperSaiyanGoten has entered the room}
{SSJTrunksCapCorp has entered the room}
{SonPan has entered the room}
{Videl_Satan_Son has entered the room}
SonPan:Thanks for inviting me, Uncle Goten.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hey there Pan! Hi, Videl.
Videl_Satan_Son: Hey Trunks!
SuperSaiyanGoten: No prob, Pan.
SonPan: Hi Trunks. How's it going?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I'm bored and home alone. Dad's probably training and Mom took Bulla shopping. Kami knows when they'll be home. *sigh* It's kind of nice that my parents are actually separated, though lol.
Videl_Satan_Son: I know how that is. Gohan went out and he's been gone for a long time. I'm not sure when he's coming home either.
SonPan: Why's that, Trunks?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Trunks and Pan. I bet I know why.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Not sure if it's appropriate. Ask your mom, Pan lmao.
Videl_Satan_Son: Thanks a lot, Trunks!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Videl. I'll tell her if you want me to.
SonPan: Somebody'd better tell me!
Videl_Satan_Son: Trunks means that when his parents are together, they do adult things. I'm saying nothing more.
SuperSaiyanGoten: I KNEW IT!!!!! ROTFLMFAOPMP Videl, Trunks and Pan!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmao Goten.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Goten.
SonPan: Rotfl Uncle Goten. How are Grandma Chi-Chi and Grandpa Goku doing?
SuperSaiyanGoten: They're doing good. Dad's still training with Uub, though and Mom's having a fit about it.
Videl_Satan_Son: It figures lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: My sister's on, but she's using a mobile device. Can we still invite her in here, Goten?
SuperSaiyanGoten: I believe I can. What's her screen name, please?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: It's BullaCapsuleCorp.
SonPan: How original lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: It was my mother's idea, not mine.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Pan.
{BullaCapsuleCorp has entered the room}
SuperSaiyanGoten: Hey, Bulla.
SonPan: Hi, Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Sis, whatcha doing?
Videl_Satan_Son: Hi, Bulla.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Hey, peeps. I'm on my way home right now. What's up?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: When you get here, get online and tell Mom to do the same.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Cool! It worked!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Ok. It's really tedious to try typing on this thing, so I probably won't say too much right now.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Dude, your sister is hot!
Videl_Satan_Son: Lmao Goten.
SonPan: Rotfl Uncle Goten.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lol Goten. Thank you, but we already knew that.
SonPan: LOL! Just like Vegeta.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: She has his attitude, that's for sure.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Sorry, Bulla. Just stating a fact is all. Lol Trunks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: You got that right! My dad's the shit!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: He's not all that, really. I think he's an asshole straight up.
SonPan: Lol Bulla and Trunks.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Bulla. That isn't a very nice thing to say about your dad, Trunks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: SHUT UP, TRUNKS!!!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: It wasn't meant to be nice. I'll go further to say that he's still an egotistical bastard, but nonetheless, he's my father and I care about him.
BullaCapsuleCorp: I'm sorry, Pan. Forgive me.
SonPan: For what? Awwwwwwwwwwww, Trunks lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Unlike our dad, Bulla has feelings and shows compassion for others. For you information, Bulla, he didn't give a damn when Dr. Gero damn near killed Mom, Yajirobe and me when I was a baby. It was my future self that saved us.
BullaCapsuleCorp: For cursing. I hope you're not offended by it. *looks at her brother* H-he didn't do anything to help you???
SonPan: It's ok, Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: He said he tried but couldn't get to us, but I think that's a load of bullshit. What really sucks is that I am just like him when it comes to fighting and I have some of his attitude as you do. I honestly believe that he doesn't love us at all.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Go to hell, Trunks! Dad loves us and you know it!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Whatever, Bulla. How many times has he SAID IT??? He's told me but ONE TIME that he was proud of me and that was when I was 9 years old!! Furthermore, you weren't around to see how harshly he treated Mom!
SonPan: Future self? What the heck are you talking about???
Videl_Satan_Son: It's all right, Bulla. She's read worse in Piccolo's emails.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Let me try to explain this. Um, my mom built a time machine and I traveled back in time. I ended up going back to where these Androids were just starting to terrorize the city. They had already killed Krillin, Piccolo and were about to kill my father. Meanwhile, Goku was dying from heart disease. So my future self went back in time in order to give Goku this antidote that Mom made so he'd live to help dispose of the androids. Gohan knows a bit more about it, so you can ask him sometime.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Damn, Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: What's even more bizarre is that I held myself as a baby lol.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Come again? You held yourself?? Sounds pretty nasty to me.
SonPan: *blinks twice* That is so awesome.
SuperSaiyanGoten: LMAO Trunks really?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Yes, but not where you're thinking, Bulla lmao.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Trunks and Bulla!
SonPan: I'm not sure I even want to know.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Trunks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: You're gross, Trunks lol!
SonPan: Rotfl Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Oh, excuse me. For a minute I was thinking like my dad lmfao.
SonPan: Lol Trunks.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lmao Trunks.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Trunks. Man, I miss Piccolo. I remember that, Trunks. He said he was proud of you and he actually hugged you, too, then he knocked us both out cold.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Rotflmfao bro.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I'll never forget when Piccolo trained us after your dad left. Lmao @ Piccolo and Krillin doing the Fusion Dance.
SonPan: The what? Lol Trunks.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Trunks and Goten. I vaguely remember that.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmao at Krillin carrying my mom off so Piccolo could train us!!
SuperSaiyanGoten: The Fusion Dance. It's when two Saiyans fuse together to make a stronger warrior. Trunks and I became Gotenks when we fought Majin Buu and we ended up getting our butts kicked big time.
BullaCapsuleCorp: ROTFLMAO! Daddy said it was ridiculous.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Your grandpa and my dad fused in two ways. When they did the Fusion Dance, they became Gogeta and when they used the Potara earrings that Gohan got from the Supreme Kai, they became Vegito. That fusion should've been permanent, but they defused once Buu absorbed them.
SonPan: That sounds awesome. I wish I could do that.
SuperSaiyanGoten: It was crap since the fusion only lasted for 30 minutes.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: It's ok, Pan. At least you can fly.
Videl_Satan_Son: I'm not a Saiyan at all and I can fly!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Only because Gohan taught you.
Videl_Satan_Son: And he was such a good teacher that I ended up marrying him lol. He's so confident and yet so gentle at the same time, just like Goku.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Damn, I hate typing on this thing! We're home, so invite us in the room in about 10 minutes. See you later.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You got it, Sis.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Later, Bulla.
SonPan: See ya, Bulla.
Videl_Satan_Son: Bye, Bulla.
{BullaCapsuleCorp has left the room}
SonPan: That's true. Flying rules!
SuperSaiyanGoten: From what my dad's told me, there was an entire planet of Saiyans, but they were all destroyed by Frieza back in the day.
Videl_Satan_Son: Interesting.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: That's right, Goten. My grandfather was the King of that planet which made my dad a Prince. The planet was named Vegeta, of course. I'm glad Goku destroyed Frieza and avenged the deaths of our ancestors, or so he thought. My mom told me later that my future self came back and kicked Frieza and King Cold's asses for good.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Yeah, Frieza killed my grandfather, Bardock, and Piccolo killed my uncle Radditz and my dad lol.
SonPan: Piccolo killed Grandpa? *sniff*
SuperSaiyanGoten: Yes. Dad held Radditz by his tail (a Saiyan's weak point) so he wouldn't get away while Piccolo fired his Special Beam Cannon at both of them. That's when Dad went to King Kai's planet to train.
SonPan: Since when do Saiyans have tails??? I wasn't born with one!
Videl_Satan_Son: Wow, I didn't know that.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Pan. My dad, your dad, Vegeta, Trunks and me all had tails at one point.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: My mom had mine cut off after I was born and Yajirobe cut my dad's off so now we can't turn into giant apes when there's a full moon.
SonPan: LMFAO @ giant apes!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Mine got cut off, too lol and Piccolo took care of Gohan's.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: And now you know why Frieza called us all monkeys.
SonPan: That's warped. LOL!!
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao Pan. So anyway, my dad self destructed in an attempt to stop Buu. I remember him hugging me and saying how proud he was of me. Then he knocked me out cold. I found out after the fact that he blew himself up in an attempt to stop Buu.
SonPan: Wow. And what happened to Vegeta?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: My dad was allowed to stay in his body and he was sent back to help Goku. Good prevailed over evil, everyone was wished back to life with the Dragonballs, including my dad, and the Earth was once again at peace. Dad came up with the idea to use the Spirit Bomb, but nobody would listen to him or to Goku. Luckily, your other grandfather was there and the people of Earth listened to him and lent their energy to Goku.
SonPan: Grandpa Hercule?
SuperSaiyanGoten: That's right. He helped save the Earth.
Videl_Satan_Son: My dad actually did that? I love my dad, don't get me wrong, but he's such a wuss and his attacks are retarded as hell!
SonPan: Lol Mama.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao Videl.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Rotflmfao Videl.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Yeah, so Goku used the Spirit Bomb, destroyed Majin Buu for good and everything was back to normal. Nobody on Earth even remembered Majin Buu. That's why Buu can walk around Earth and not have anyone be afraid of him. All of the evil that had separated from him was destroyed by the Spirit Bomb.
Videl_Satan_Son: I remember everyone being turned into chocolate, including myself, and Dabura freaking me out in the afterlife!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Buu loved candy, that's for sure. Let me tell you, it sucked balls being inside of him. Lmfao Videl again.
{BullaCapsuleCorp has entered the room}
{BulmaBriefs has entered the room}
SonPan: Hi Bulma and wb Bulla.
BulmaBriefs: Hi, Pan.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Thanks, Pan.
Videl_Satan_Son: So how many times has Goku died anyway?
BulmaBriefs: That's a nice question to ask lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: He was killed by Piccolo and he died during the Cell games, so twice lol.
SonPan: So why is Grandpa here now? I don't get it.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Been a long time, eh, Bulma? Wb, Bulla. It's simple, Pan. He was wished back with the Dragonballs the first time then the Elder Kai gave him life so he could come back and defeat Majin Buu.
SonPan: That's simple? Lol, I'm confused.
BulmaBriefs: Too long. How are you, Goten? *hugs him* Lol Pan.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hi, Mom and wb Sis.
SuperSaiyanGoten: *hugs back* Doing fine, thanks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Thanks, bro and Goten.
BulmaBriefs: Hey, Trunks.
Videl_Satan_Son: Hey you two!
BulmaBriefs: Hey, Videl!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Hi again, Videl.
Videl_Satan_Son: Hi, Bulla and Bulma.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hey, mom, tell Bulla how many times Dad's said he loves you.
BulmaBriefs: *sweatdrop* Um....never, but you know how your father is. His pride always gets in the way. Besides, I don't need him to tell me because I already know.
SonPan: Rotflmao Bulma and Trunks!!!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: See, Bulla? Dad doesn't have feelings.
BullaCapsuleCorp: FUCK YOU, TRUNKS!!!!!!!
BulmaBriefs: How's Gohan? Bulla, Trunks, knock it off! Vegeta does so have feelings! He just has a weird way of showing it. Furthermore, watch your language! It's rude to talk like that.
BullaCapsuleCorp: HE STARTED IT AND DAD ALWAYS TALKS THAT WAY!
SonPan: Lol Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: That he does, Mom.
BulmaBriefs: I don't care who started it! Both of you need to stop it right now! I'm just doing my best to be a good mother to you both. Vegeta will always be my Vegeta. Got it?
BullaCapsuleCorp: Sorry, Mom, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to my idiot brother badmouth my dad!
Videl_Satan_Son: Rotfl @ Bulma's Vegeta!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Bulma and Videl.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Sorry. I was just trying to prove a point and I succeeded. Lol Videl.
BulmaBriefs: Vegeta can be quite complicated. Just when I think I've figured him out, I'm back at square one. Lol Videl.
SonPan: Lol Bulma again.
Videl_Satan_Son: Gohan's doing just fine. I'm talking to him on the phone right now. He should be home in a few minutes.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Tell him to fly at warp speed!
BulmaBriefs: Believe it or not, Vegeta isn't as ruthless as he used to be. I remember when we first met on Namek that he was going to kill me and Krillin right there. He actually kept his promise and left us alone.
SonPan: Say WHAT!? Vegeta was going to kill you?? And you married him? What's wrong with that!?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol Goten and Pan.
Videl_Satan_Son: Rotfl Pan.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Pan.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Pan. Yes, all because he wanted that stupid Dragonball to wish for immortality. Luckily for me, Krillin and I were spared when Krillin reluctantly handed it over. I guess that's when I fell in love with him. I think Vegeta felt the same, but his Saiyan pride got in the way so he ignored his feelings.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol ok. Brb.
SonPan: Gee, how romantic. *sweatdrop*
BulmaBriefs: Then after that whole Frieza mess, I invited Vegeta to stay at Capsule Corporation to train. My dad even built a gravity room just for him. You could say our relationship blossomed from there and Trunks was born soon after that.
SonPan: You let him come live with you after he almost killed you? What were you smoking, Bulma??
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Pan.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao Pan.
BulmaBriefs: I wasn't smoking anything except for an occasional cigarette *ahem.*
BullaCapsuleCorp: Rotflmao Pan.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Kami, Mother. *sighs*
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Pan and Bulma.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lol Mom!
SonPan: Vegeta sounds like a damn nut!
Videl_Satan_Son: Pan, watch your language, please.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: ROTFLMAO Pan!!
BulmaBriefs: He's not a nut, Pan, but he has a nice set. Speaking of Vegeta, Trunks, have you seen your father at all today?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: No, Mother. We don't need to know that, ok?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Rotflmfaopmp Bulma, Pan, Trunks and Videl!
SonPan: I'm sorry, Mama.
BulmaBriefs: Damn him! I'm going to take a walk outside to see if I can find him. He's probably in that damned gravity room training again. I'll be back in a few.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Ok. You know he is. I mean, where else would he be?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Good luck, Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: Well, I know he's not in bed because I'm here lol. Anyway, I'll be back. Thanks, Goten.
SonPan: Bye, Bulma!!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Bye, Mom.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Later, Mom. *tosses Mom a cigarette*
BulmaBriefs: Bye, you guys. Lol, thanks, Trunks. *catches it*
{BulmaBriefs has left the room}
SuperSaiyanGoten: I wonder what Vegeta'll do to her if she finds him. Rotflmao Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: They'll probably see if they can get it on at 100Gs. I feel sick just thinking about it.
SonPan: *cries* Rotflmao Trunks!
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Trunks. Oh, brother.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Maybe he'll try to kill her again. Lmfao Trunks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: TRUNKS, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING (although you're probably right lol)!! PAN DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THAT!!
SonPan: Lmao Bulla. It's cool. I've learned a bit about that in school.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Really? At such a young age? Damn. Rotfl Bulla.
SonPan: You'd be surprised of all I've learned in Health class.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lmao Bulla. I'm back and I'm calling the school tomorrow. You are too young to be learning about THAT!
SonPan: MOM!!!!!!!! I have to learn about it sometime. Wb, by the way.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Wb, Videl.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Welcome back.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Wb.
Videl_Satan_Son: I understand that, Pan, but your father and I will have that talk with you when you're ready. You're not sexually active now, are you?
BullaCapsuleCorp: *gasp* ROTFLMAOPMP Videl!!
Videl_Satan_Son: Thanks, everyone.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LMFAO Videl!
SonPan: *shocked* MOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Kinda blunt, huh, Videl? Damn lmfao.
BullaCapsuleCorp: If my parents ever asked me that, I would absolutely die.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You'd lie your ass off anyway, Bulla. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if you've had every guy in Satan City except for Gohan, Goten, and me.
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMFAOPMP Trunks. *falls over*
BullaCapsuleCorp: Shut the hell up, Trunks. That's none of your damned business!
Videl_Satan_Son: A mother has a right to know about these things. ANSWER ME, PAN!
SonPan: *sweatdrop* Get a grip, Mama. I don't even have a boyfriend!
Videl_Satan_Son: That doesn't mean anything.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Damn, Videl.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Well, now. Lol Videl.
SonPan: I have morals and I'm not sleeping with anyone. Thank you so much for humiliating me in front of Uncle Goten, Bulla and Trunks. Excuse me while I go die of embarrassment.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Pan.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Don't be embarrassed, Pan. I have nothing to hide, so I'll tell you that I'm not active in that way either.
SuperSaiyanGoten: That goes double for me.
SonPan: Thanks, you guys.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Same here, Pan. And I'm not lying either, Trunks!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Don't mention it and don't be dying of embarrassment either. I enjoy having you around. You're a good kid, Pan, just like Gohan. Bulla, I don't give a rat's ass who you do, really.
SonPan: *blush* Thanks, Trunks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Fuck you, Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *smile* No problem.
Videl_Satan_Son: *shakes her head* Hasn't Vegeta outgrown threatening to kill Bulma?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Oh, no, and he never will, either. I'd give him a good run for his money if he ever threatened me like that.
BullaCapsuleCorp: It's nothing but a game to them. Daddy knows that if he even thinks about hurting my mom, I'd never forgive him and that would kill him. Trunks, would you PLEASE shut the hell up??
SSJTrunksCapCorp: If somebody's got my dad wrapped around her finger, it's Bulla lol. No, sis, I just got started.
Videl_Satan_Son: It figures, lol.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Trunks. Hey, Bulla, wanna go out some time?
BullaCapsuleCorp: *tries not to laugh in Goten's face* I'll think about it. *to herself* He is kinda cute. Hmm...
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hey, no hitting on my sister, Goten.
SonPan: Rotfl Trunks, Bulla and Uncle Goten.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Shut up, Trunks! I was only asking her a question.
Videl_Satan_Son: Gohan just got here. I'll be back.
SonPan: Me, too. I want to see my Papa.
BullaCapsuleCorp: So, Goten, what makes you think that I would go out with you anyway?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao Sis.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Well, *sweatdrop* I don't know. Um...you're very pretty, Bulla, and you seem to be a nice girl.
BullaCapsuleCorp: You know nothing about me, Goten.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LMFAO *rollin* She's bad, just like my father.
BullaCapsuleCorp: I don't see YOU having a girlfriend, Trunks!
SuperSaiyanGoten: I know someone who likes him, though. *to himself* she's almost as conceited as Vegeta. Lol Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Oh yeah? Who? *still laughing* And I wouldn't talk, Bulla. You don't have a boyfriend!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Pan.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Kiss my ass, Trunks. How cute. Pan has a crush on my brother. I don't need a man, thank you.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Are you gay, Bulla?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Pan, as in your niece?! She's a bit young, don't you think? She's 14 for crying out loud!
BullaCapsuleCorp: *glares fiercely at Goten* HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT??? OF COURSE NOT, YOU IDIOT!!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I TOLD MY DAD WHAT YOU JUST ASKED ME!?
SonPan:I'm very mature for a 14 year old, thank you. Lol Uncle Goten again.
Videl_Satan_Son: Hey, I saw that, Goten!! Pan won't be dating any time soon, so drop it now!
{BulmaBriefs has entered the room}
SuperSaiyanGoten: I'M SORRY, BULLA, DAMN! I WAS JUST KIDDING!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LMFAO Goten!!! LMFAO and wb, Mom, Videl and Pan.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Whatever. Wb, Mom.
SonPan: Wb, Bulma!!
Videl_Satan_Son: Thanks, Trunks. Lol Goten.
BulmaBriefs: I just got here and you're laughing at me? Thanks, Pan and Bulla.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Bulma. We're laughing at Videl and Pan. Goten, too. He just asked Bulla if she's a lesbian.
BullaCapsuleCorp: I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BulmaBriefs: Lmao!!! *lights the cigarette that Trunks gave her*
Videl_Satan_Son: Welcome back, Bulma and you're smoking. *sarcastically* Gee, I wonder what that means.
BulmaBriefs: Rotfl Videl and you're right! Thanks, too! *wink*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Sorry, Mom. I meant wb to all of you and lmfao @ Videl and Pan.
SuperSaiyanGoten: She's going to kill me for telling you that. Wb, Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: I got it. Thanks, Son and thanks, Goten.
SonPan: *glares at Uncle Goten* You're right, I am going to kill you for saying that!!! Thank you, Trunks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lmao Pan.
SuperSaiyanGoten: *peeks out from behind Trunks* Wb, Pan, and I'm sorry.
SonPan: Thanks, Uncle Goten. You just wait till I tell Papa and Grandpa Goku what you did!!
Videl_Satan_Son: Thanks. Did you find him?
SuperSaiyanGoten: I SAID I WAS SORRY, PAN!
BulmaBriefs: I'm back and I found Vegeta. He's coming shortly. I mean, he'll be here; he already came.
SonPan: Apology accepted, Uncle Goten.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Was he training again? Oh, never mind. KAMI, MOTHER, THAT'S GROSS!!!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Wb, Mom. *sigh*
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Bulma. You're so bad.
BulmaBriefs: Lol thanks, Videl. Of course he was training again. First he yelled at me for interrupting him, then I yelled back at him and things escalated from there. *fixes her hair*
SuperSaiyanGoten: LMAO Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: Not a word to Vegeta either, Goten, and thanks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: *raises an eyebrow* Kami...
SSJTrunksCapCorp: MOM!!! Tell me you didn't...
{PrinceOfSaiyans has entered the room}
BulmaBriefs: If I told you that, Trunks, I'd be lying.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Trunks and Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hello, Father. Well, don't tell me then. I could really care less anyway.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Hi, Daddy.
Videl_Satan_Son: Hey, Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: I'm glad you made it, honey.
SonPan: Hi, Vegeta! *waves to him*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yes, yes, the Prince has arrived lol *stands up to straighten his pants*
SuperSaiyanGoten: Hey, Vegeta lmao.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *raises an eyebrow* Man, that's not even funny.
BulmaBriefs: Yes, it is, Trunks lol!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Aren't you the least bit amused, Son?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: No.
SuperSaiyanGoten: *agrees with Bulma* Lmfao!!
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Vegeta and Trunks.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Was your fly open, Dad? Lol Trunks.
BulmaBriefs: Lol @ my family. *chokes on smoke*
PrinceOfSaiyans: As a matter of fact, it was lol.
SonPan: Did they do it or something???
BullaCapsuleCorp: Pan! I'm shocked lmao.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You know they did. Why do you think my mom's smoking?
Videl_Satan_Son: *glares at Pan* Lol Trunks.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Rotflmfao everybody.
SonPan: Sorry, Mama.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Such innocence lmfao. Yes, we did. Woman, put that damned thing out this instant! It's bad for your health.
Videl_Satan_Son: *glares at Vegeta* She did NOT need to know that, Vegeta!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I knew it! Score one for me! Lol Videl and Pan.
BulmaBriefs: Shut up, Vegeta. I'm having it to let YOU know how good it was!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfaopmp Bulma. *cries*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you. *smirk*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Nobody gives a crap, Mom, really.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Then she should not have asked!
Videl_Satan_Son: Ok, point taken. Sorry.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao Dad and Videl.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Trunks. *hugs Vegeta* I will just as soon as I'm finished with it, thank you.
PrinceOfSaiyans: GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF ME, WOMAN!!!!!!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Trunks and Videl.
BulmaBriefs: *puts out the cigarette* That's NOT what you were saying a few minutes ago, Vegeta!
BullaCapsuleCorp: YOU TWO WERE AT IT AGAIN!? Kami, I must have missed something back there lol.
SonPan: GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
PrinceOfSaiyans: I have an image to maintain, woman.
Videl_Satan_Son: Rotflmao Briefs family.
BulmaBriefs: Oh, knock it off with the image already, Vegeta! You weren't so worried about it when you were calling my name, were you?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *ahem* No. *blush*
BulmaBriefs: Score one for me!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: That's my parents for you, the biggest perverts ever besides Master Roshi. Rotflmfao Mom!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Get over it!
BullaCapsuleCorp: *glares at Vegeta*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao Pan, Bulla, Dad and myself.
SonPan: Lol Trunks for laughing at himself. ROTFL BULMA AND VEGETA!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lmao Trunks. Why are you laughing at yourself?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Because I'm too damn funny lol.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Trunks, Bulla, Vegeta, Bulma and Pan.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Trunks, you are a fucking idiot, really.
PrinceOfSaiyans: LMAO Bulla! That's my girl!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: DISGUSTING!!! Please save it for somebody who'll listen. I don't want to hear about it. I don't give a damn, Bulla, so there!
PrinceOfSaiyans: LMAO Trunks. And that's my son!
BulmaBriefs: Lmfao Vegeta!
SonPan: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Pan. Ask and you shall receive!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Neither do I!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol Sis, Pan and Videl again.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Bulla, Videl and Pan.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Geez, don't you two ever get tired of each other?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Never. I have her in my blood. Just the sight of her makes me go stark raving mad.
BulmaBriefs: Hmm. That would be no lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You know, it's a wonder that Bulla and I don't have a million siblings.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lmao Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, NOT A FUCKING RABBIT, DAMN IT!!!
BulmaBriefs: Lmao Vegeta and Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Well, you seem to have the ears and mating skills of one. *tosses a carrot to his dad*
Videl_Satan_Son: ROTFLMAO Vegeta and Trunks!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *catches the carrot and hurls it back at Trunks* Very funny, Son.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *ducks* Missed me lol.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Rotflmfao Vegeta and Trunks and the carrot!!!!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol Trunks.
SonPan: LOL! *falls over dying of laughter*
BulmaBriefs: Rotflmfao Vegeta and Trunks!
Videl_Satan_Son: Oh, my! Lmfao Trunks and Vegeta *falls over with Pan*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lucky for you, Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao at my father.
PrinceOfSaiyans: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! DAMN YOU ALL, ESPECIALLY YOU, TRUNKS!
SonPan: I'm sorry, Vegeta, but you and Trunks are cracking me up over here!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Why damn me especially, Dad?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Because I said so, boy.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Still ROTFLMFAOPMP Trunks and Vegeta!! *catches the carrot and munches on it* What's up, Doc?
SonPan: LOLPMP Uncle Goten. *crying*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmao again at my father. What a response! I think you're just pissed off because I just outwitted you.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lol Trunks, Goten and Daddy. I'll second that.
Videl_Satan_Son: Rotflmao Goten and Trunks again!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *laughs* Perhaps, but I'll even the score. Be sure not to forget that.
BulmaBriefs: Oh, Vegeta. Lol Goten.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Can we have another baby? They're so cute!
PrinceOfSaiyans: There will be no more children.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Why, did you get a vasectomy, Dad? Rotfl Goten.
BullaCapsuleCorp: That's too bad. *frown*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yes, not long after Bulla was born. My balls have been snipped so I don't have to tolerate any more mouthy ass brats like you!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Did it hurt, Vegeta?
PrinceOfSaiyans: What the hell do you think, Goten? Idiot!
BulmaBriefs: Lmao Goten and Vegeta!!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lmfao Dad and Goten.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Damn, sorry I asked, Vegeta. It's not like I've had my balls snipped before!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol. Very funny, Dad. The only reason Bulla and I are mouthy is because we're just like you.
BulmaBriefs: Trunks is right, you know. Lol Goten.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Tch.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Rotfl Trunks, Mom and Dad. It's true.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Damn, Vegeta lol. Is it the Saiyan blood that does it to you?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Probably so, Goten. *laughs* It's about time you realized that, Trunks.
BulmaBriefs: Pleasing your father is such a chore lmfao but somebody's got to do it and at least he's almost stopped calling me 'woman.'
PrinceOfSaiyans: Everyone knows by now that you are my woman and mine alone. Oh, it's a chore, is it?? We'll see how you like being DEPRIVED, woman!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *begs* Yes, deprive her, please!!! Really, I don't want to hear about it!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lol Trunks! I'd have to agree with that.
SonPan: Rotfl Trunks and Bulla!
PrinceOfSaiyans: I highly suggest that you stuff some cotton in your ears, Trunks.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Trunks and Vegeta.
Videl_Satan_Son: Not that my opinion means anything, but I also agree with Trunks.
BulmaBriefs: You wouldn't dare, Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Your opinion means nothing to me. Wouldn't I, woman? Watch me.
SonPan: My dad's on his way. Lol Vegeta. That is so nasty.
BulmaBriefs: Fine. It's on, Vegeta. *puts on her chastity belt*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol Mom. As if that would stop him.
PrinceOfSaiyans: ROTFLMFAO woman! I'll rip that belt from your waist with my bare hands without going Super Saiyan!
Videl_Satan_Son: Lmfao Bulma!! Vegeta also!
BulmaBriefs: Lol Vegeta, I know! Come and get me.
PrinceOfSaiyans: As tempting as that sounds, you'll have to wait. I've decided to deprive you for a bit.
SonPan: You two are the worst lol!
PrinceOfSaiyans: It's not any worse than when Kakarot and I were stuck inside of Majin Buu. I damn near puked!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Damn, Vegeta, sounds pretty gross if you ask me. I don't remember much of when I was inside of Buu.
PrinceOfSaiyans: It was beyond gross and nobody asked you! Damn, it was disgusting in there. *shudders*
BulmaBriefs: Rotfl Goten and Vegeta again.
Videl_Satan_Son: I didn't think it would. Pan, you don't need to be reading this right now. You can come back when Vegeta calms down.
SonPan: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Can't I stay, Mama? Please?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I think Mom and Dad need to get a room somewhere.
BulmaBriefs: We did, Trunks. Your room ROTFLMFAOPMP!!!
Videl_Satan_Son: Ok, I didn't need to know that, Bulma. You can stay for now, Pan, but if things get any more vulgar in here, you'll have to go.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: DAMN YOU!
SonPan: Man, if my parents did it in my room, I'd be so pissed off! Thanks, Mama. *hugs her*
PrinceOfSaiyans: You need a bigger bed, Son lmfao!
Videl_Satan_Son: SON PAN! Watch your language, please! *hugs* You don't have to worry about that either. Gohan and I do have morals.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Damn lol. I hope you two haven't been in my room!
BulmaBriefs: Well...*laughs*
PrinceOfSaiyans: *sweatdrop* It wasn't my idea.
SonPan: Holy crap! Sorry, Mama.
BullaCapsuleCorp: HONESTLY, MOTHER!
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMFAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *shakes his head* Honestly, you two make me fucking sick to my stomach. Pan and Videl, please excuse my language. I'm disgusted as all hell right now.
BullaCapsuleCorp: UGH!!! I HOPE YOU AT LEAST CHANGED THE DAMNED SHEETS!
Videl_Satan_Son: It's ok, Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: They are so nasty, you guys. See what I have to deal with every day?
SonPan: That sucks, Trunks. Lol Bulla. My dad will be here shortly.
{TheGreatSaiyaman has entered the room}
BulmaBriefs: Of course I changed the sheets! Hi, Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Hey there, everyone.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I'll be sleeping outside from now on, thank you very much. Hey, Gohan.
SonPan: Yay! My Papa's here!!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Hey, bro!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Hey, Pan! *hugs her*
BullaCapsuleCorp: Is there room outside for me, too?
SonPan: Hi, Papa. *hugs*
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Trunks and Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Yes.
Videl_Satan_Son: It's getting quite racy in here, honey.
TheGreatSaiyaman: I was wondering why Trunks and Bulla want to sleep outside lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Our parents are doing their thing every time I turn around, and they've done it in my bed!!!!!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Mine too, Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Well, if you two have enough, you can come stay at our house for a while. Y'all are nasty, Bulma and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you for noticing, Gohan.
BulmaBriefs: Can I help it if I love my husband?
Videl_Satan_Son: I love my husband, too, Bulma, but damn lol.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Videl.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Bulma and Videl.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Videl.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Thanks, Gohan. You and Videl don't......do you?
Videl_Satan_Son: LOL Trunks, Gohan and Vegeta. Only when the mood is right.
TheGreatSaiyaman: *blush* It's not constant and that's too much information as it is.
SuperSaiyanGoten: LMAO Gohan and Videl, Trunks and Bulla. Hell, Bulma and Vegeta, too.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I don't know why you two are bitching. Lmao Gohan.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Would you two be mad if Bulla or I had sex in YOUR bed?????
BullaCapsuleCorp: Yeah, would you?
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Trunks and Bulla.
BulmaBriefs: HELL YEAH I'D BE MAD!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Damn, Trunks lol.
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMAO Trunks, Bulma and Bulla!
SonPan: Lol Trunks and Bulma.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Our mating shrine is OFF LIMITS to the likes of you!!
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMFAOPMP @ mating shrine. Weird name for a bedroom, don't ya think?
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Goten, Bulma and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: SHUT UP!!!!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I understand that, Dad. Well, our bedrooms (mine and Bulla's) are off limits to the likes of you. Rotfl Goten.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *growls at Trunks* So be it.
BullaCapsuleCorp: LMFAO Trunks! I totally agree with that statement!
BulmaBriefs: Think of it this way. It proves once and for all that Vegeta loves me after all, so there!
Videl_Satan_Son: Not that I need to say this, but having sex with someone doesn't necessarily mean you love him or her.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you for stating the obvious, Videl!
TheGreatSaiyaman: It does in my case! I happen to love Videl with all my heart!
BullaCapsuleCorp: That's so touching, Gohan lol.
BulmaBriefs: I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, VEGETA DOES LOVE ME!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lmfao Bulma. Believe what you want. I could care less.
Videl_Satan_Son: I'm sure he does, too, Bulma. I love you too, Gohan.
SonPan: Man, I hate it when they get all mushy and stuff. *gag*
PrinceOfSaiyans: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON'T KNOW THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!!
BullaCapsuleCorp: I don't care who you are, Dad! You have your own bedroom for that kind of activity; so keep your Saiyan Prince ass the hell out of our spaces!!! I'm not forgiving you this time, either. I'm done with you.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Wow, Bulla! You've seemed to have grown up to be just like your dad, huh?
SonPan: Rotflmfaopmp Bulla.
SuperSaiyanGoten: LMFAO Bulla!!!!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Yeah. Thanks for noticing.
BulmaBriefs: You go, girl lol!
PrinceOfSaiyans: B-Bulla.....*guilt*
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Vegeta and Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol Bulla. That one hit a soft spot!
BullaCapsuleCorp: I MEAN IT, TOO! It's pretty sad that I can't go to bed at night wondering if there's a present waiting for me all over the sheets!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol Bulla. There's no need to worry about me missing.
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFL Vegeta and Bulla!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfaopmp Dad and Bulla.
BulmaBriefs: Calm down, Bulla. I can assure you it won't happen again, ok?
BullaCapsuleCorp: I swear to Kami that if it does, I'm outta there like lightning!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Oh brother, are you two at it again, Bulma and Vegeta?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Gohan. Where've you been?
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Goten and Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Not thinking about that, I can assure you.
BulmaBriefs: As always, Gohan lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: ROTFLMFAO Bulma! Couldn't you think of a better name than that one, Gohan?? Lmao Trunks, what would you say if I told you I had a bit of fun shall we say with your mother on the kitchen table? Hmm?
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFL Vegeta.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Well, I'll be eating out a lot more often, I guess.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I do that all the time.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Vegeta again!
BulmaBriefs: Vegeta! *blush*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Ok, that right there was too much information, Dad.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Kami, you two are worse than a couple of lovesick teenagers! Rotflmfao Trunks and Dad!
TheGreatSaiyaman: For your information, Vegeta, I still get fan mail and I do have another name that I use. My daughter's in here, so can we please change the subject now? Lol Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I take orders from no one. Remember that, Gohan!
BulmaBriefs: Damn, Vegeta! Why don't you just tell him everything? Lol Son.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Whatever, Vegeta. Pan, I suggest putting Vegeta on ignore for now.
SonPan: WHY??????
TheGreatSaiyaman: Because he's being an ass, that's why.
BulmaBriefs: I got your ass right here, Gohan (_Y_) lmfao!
PrinceOfSaiyans: THAT ASS IS MINE, DAMN IT!!
SonPan: ROTFLPMP Bulma and Vegeta! Brb.
BulmaBriefs: Nope, that one's all mine. I made it all by myself lmfaopmp!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Rotflmao @ my parents and Gohan.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Congratulations, but the ass you made in our last chat was much better looking.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Vegeta and Bulma.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lmao Mom and Dad!!!
Videl_Satan_Son: She's learning sex education in school, Gohan. Rotfl Bulma and Vegeta.
TheGreatSaiyaman: She's WHAT!?!?! I am getting on the phone with that principal first thing in the morning!
SonPan: Calm down, Papa. I know what they're talking about. They're just being all gross about doing it all over the place. Kami, that was nasty.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Rotflmfao Pan and Gohan. Wb, Pan.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Nah, I'm just messing with the boy is all. Heh heh. And by the way, Trunks, we've done it damn near everywhere in the house. What do you think of that, Son? Besides, woman, I'm not giving away my fabulous techniques to anyone!
Videl_Satan_Son: Pan, 18 and Marron are here and Marron wants to play. Please, Vegeta! Pan's still in here!!
SonPan: Thanks, Trunks. I think I'm a bit old to be doing that. Ok, Mama. Let me finish up here first.
BulmaBriefs: Wb, Pan. What'd you do?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Wb, Pan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Wb, honey.
Videl_Satan_Son: I was wondering the same thing. Wb, dear.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Welcome back, Pan.
SonPan: Thanks, Trunks, Bulma, Uncle Goten, Papa, Mama and Vegeta. I peed my pants because I was laughing so hard.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Pan. Accidents do happen.
Videl_Satan_Son: PAN! You should have at least tried to make it to the bathroom!
BulmaBriefs: Lmao Videl!
SonPan: I did, Mama, but I didn't make it. I'm really sorry.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Does the little girl need a diaper? *hurls a diaper at Pan* lmfao!
SonPan: Lol Vegeta. No, I'm fine, thanks. *catches the diaper and disintegrates it* And it's YOUR damned fault that I pissed myself, Vegeta!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Rotflmao Pan and Vegeta.
TheGreatSaiyaman: What's with the potty mouth, Pan? Stop it now or you'll be grounded!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmao Pan and Dad.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Well, all I can say is that at least I can laugh my ass off without pissing down my leg.
SonPan: Sorry, Papa.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Pan, Gohan and Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: Lmfao @ my husband tossing a diaper around!
TheGreatSaiyaman: LOL Vegeta. What fabulous techniques?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LMFAO @ my dad's "fabulous" techniques. I think I'm going to be sick.
PrinceOfSaiyans: That's for us to know and for you never to find out, right, woman? So shut up!
BulmaBriefs: You egotistical bastard! Lmao no comment.
SonPan: Lol Vegeta!!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Fine by me, Vegeta. I don't give a damn about your techniques anyway. I have my own.
Videl_Satan_Son: GOHAN! *blush*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lmfao Gohan.
SonPan: Lol Mama and Papa. I don't wanna know.
BulmaBriefs: ROTFLMFAOPMP Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: I had no intentions of telling you anyway, Pan. Sorry, but it's none of your business.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Vegeta, Videl and Gohan.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Daddy, Trunks and I don't need or want to hear about you banging Mom all over the place, ok?
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lmao Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Ok, I did NOT need to know that. I am seriously about to throw up. Lmao Sis.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *laughs and hands Trunks a garbage can to throw up in* Here.
TheGreatSaiyaman: This is bringing back memories for me. I remember Bulma and Vegeta arguing and such from when I was a boy. Mom would always yell at them to stop and they'd keep on going lmao.
SonPan: That reminds me. Papa, did Vegeta really threaten to kill Bulma on Namek? Rotfl Trunks and Vegeta.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Thanks, Dad. You're too kind.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Yes, Pan. Krillin gave him the Dragonball that he so badly wanted and he spared them. Vegeta was quite ruthless back then, but he's actually mellowed out a lot since then.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Why, yes I did, Pan. It was such a shame that the woman cowered before me, as did that little bald ass Krillin, and gave me that Dragonball. That's the ONLY reason I spared her pathetic life!
SonPan: You're a monster, Vegeta!
BullaCapsuleCorp: MY DAD IS NOT A MONSTER, DAMN IT!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You mean she wasn't on her knees?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you, Pan. Lol Bulla.
BulmaBriefs: He's MY monster, right, Vegeta? And he's not that way in bed either! So there!
Videl_Satan_Son: That's just wrong lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: What fucking ever, woman.
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMFAOPMP Gohan, Bulla, Bulma and Vegeta!
BulmaBriefs: NO, I WAS NOT ON MY KNEES! I WAS PLEADING FOR MY LIFE!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Whatever, Mom. I bet you would've got some action right then and there if Krillin hadn't been around.
BullaCapsuleCorp: LMAO Trunks!
SonPan: Rotfl Trunks.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Man, this is getting good lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: No, what I really wanted was to rob them of their lives! The bald one cooperated and gave me what I wanted, so they were spared.
BullaCapsuleCorp: And Mom's virginity, too, right??
SuperSaiyanGoten: LMAO Bulla!!!
BulmaBriefs: Bulla, you are grounded for a month.
BullaCapsuleCorp: For stating the truth? Geez, that's so bogus, Mom.
BulmaBriefs: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Bulma.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol Mom.
BullaCapsuleCorp: *shuts up*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lmfao woman. *hugs Bulla* Don't worry about your idiot mother.
BullaCapsuleCorp: *clings to her dad* Don't think I'm still not pissed about what you two did in my bed!
BulmaBriefs: IF I'M SUCH AN IDIOT, VEGETA, WHY THE HELL DID I MARRY YOU??
TheGreatSaiyaman: Rotfl Bulma and Bulla.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Because of fate, you moron! *pulls his collar away from his neck* Remember this?!
SonPan: What the heck is that????
BulmaBriefs: How could I forget? *has a mark on her neck as well* It hurt like a bitch when you did that, too!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: My father bit my mother to brand her as his woman, Pan. It's like a Saiyan marriage ritual.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Well, that mark means that we are forever mates. That's how things were done on Vegetasei.
SonPan: Is Vegetasei that planet that had all the Saiyans on it, Vegeta?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yes, it was. Thanks to Freiza, the planet along with my people were destroyed, except for me and Kakarot, Nappa and Radditz. That bastard, Freiza, killed my father!
SonPan: Ok. Now how come my Grandma and Grandpa don't have those kind of markings? Who's Kakarot?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Kakarot came to Earth as an infant just before Vegetasei was destroyed. I, on the other hand, was 5 years old when it happened. Kakarot was basically raised as an Earthling and didn't find out about his Saiyan powers until Radditz made him aware of them.
TheGreatSaiyaman: He's your grandfather, Pan. Kakarot was the name given to him on Vegetasei. When he came to Earth and was adopted by his "grandpa" Gohan (for whom I am named), he was called Goku.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You can remember back that far, Dad?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Damn, I'm sorry, Vegeta.
SonPan: All righty.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I remember it like it was yesterday.
TheGreatSaiyaman: That's low, even for you, Vegeta. Lol Bulma.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol honey and Bulma.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Why the fuck do you care anyway, Gohan?
SonPan: Lol Papa again.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: I don't. I'm just worried about Trunks and Bulla.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Rotfl Gohan.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *whispers in Bulla's ear* I-I'm sorry.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao Gohan.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Gohan.
BullaCapsuleCorp: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! If you're REALLY sorry, tell me, Trunks and Mom that you love us. *smirk*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: That's not going to happen in this lifetime. Rotfl Bulla again.
SonPan: Lol Bulla!
PrinceOfSaiyans: CURSE YOU, BOY! I'm not doing that in here, Bulla. You'll have to wait.
BullaCapsuleCorp: You're not getting out of it, so don't even try.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Vegeta and Bulla.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Bulla and Trunks! My dad wouldn't have let Vegeta kill us.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Rotflmfao Trunks, Vegeta, and Bulla.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I would highly suggest that you apologize to your mother this instant, Trunks.
Videl_Satan_Son: Rotfl Trunks and Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Not gonna happen because I know I'm right.
BulmaBriefs: I've had about enough of your crap, young man. As of right now, your ass is grounded for a month!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Very well. You've just sealed your fate, boy.
SonPan: Lol Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Great, now I get to listen to constant moaning every day for a month. I'm sooooooo thrilled!
SonPan: Rotfl Trunks again.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I'll be sure to be extra loud, just for you, Trunks.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Trunks and Vegeta!
BulmaBriefs: Keep it up and it'll be two months! Rotfl Vegeta and score one for you, too.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Trunks and Vegeta.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Maybe now you'll keep your mouth shut, Trunks?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Never, Gohan lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Perhaps you need more action in your life, Videl.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Maybe so, but that's our business.
Videl_Satan_Son: Vegeta, I think you get enough action for all of us.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lmao Videl!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Let that be known. Thank you for stating the obvious again, Videl.
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMAOPMP Trunks, Bulla, Bulma, Videl and Vegeta.
Videl_Satan_Son: Don't mention it.
BulmaBriefs: You are so full of yourself, Vegeta! That's why I love you so much.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Save it, woman!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmao Videl.
SonPan: Lol Bulla yet again. I'll be right down. Good talking to everyone again. Keep in touch. Bye!!
BulmaBriefs: Bye, Pan and tell 18 we said hi. Lol Vegeta.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: See ya later, Pan. *blows her a kiss*
SuperSaiyanGoten: Later, Pan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Have fun, Pan.
SonPan: *blush* Bye, Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: You have good taste having a school girl crush on my son.
TheGreatSaiyaman: WHAT!?!?!?
SonPan: Oh, Kami...
BulmaBriefs: VEGETA!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Daddy's in the doghouse now lmfao!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *barks* RUFF RUFF! LMAO! *tosses a Milk Bone at his dad*
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lol Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *laughs* Trunks, if you fuck with me one more time, I'm coming in your room and you won't live to see the dawn's early light ! *blasts the dog biscuit*
Videl_Satan_Son: Calm down, Gohan, please. Lol Bulla and Trunks.
SonPan: Oh, it's true. I'm just too young. I've gotta go now. See ya. THANKS A LOT, VEGETA!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I couldn't resist that one. No need to worry, Gohan, really.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Trunks!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Heh, my pleasure.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Bye, Pan.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *blush* Damn.
{SonPan has left the room}
PrinceOfSaiyans: *laughs* I told you so.
BulmaBriefs: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, VEGETA??
PrinceOfSaiyans: You are such an imbecile, Bulma. It's harmless.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Pan is way too young to even think about dating. My mother wouldn't let me date until I was 18. Trunks, don't even think about it.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Yeah, and you ended up marrying her lol. What'd I do?? I'm not in love with Pan! She's my friend!
Videl_Satan_Son: Is that a bad thing?
PrinceOfSaiyans: I don't know why the hell I married Bulma in the first place.
BulmaBriefs: Because I thought it would be nice since Trunks was born for us to be a family! And you're the one who branded me, remember???
PrinceOfSaiyans: Tch...whatever, woman.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Dad wouldn't know love if it bit his balls off.
BullaCapsuleCorp: LMFAO Trunks again!!
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: It was well worth it, however. You not only gave me a son and a beautiful daughter, but you also gave me the best romp in the hay I've ever had. How would you like it if I blew your balls off, right now, Trunks? It can be done.
BulmaBriefs: Thank you, hun. *blush* THAT'S NOT TRUE, TRUNKS! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER MONTH??
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Not particularly, Mom.
BullaCapsuleCorp: *blush* Thank you, Daddy.
BulmaBriefs: Then stop with the comments about your father!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Nah. I'm just kidding, Videl. *smirk* So, who's the better lover, Dad or Yamcha? I'll keep my balls, thank you.
SuperSaiyanGoten: LOL Trunks! *holds up a red flag*
Videl_Satan_Son: Here we go... *shakes her head*
TheGreatSaiyaman: This should be good lol. *made popcorn*
SuperSaiyanGoten: LOL GOHAN!
BulmaBriefs: Don't ever forget it either, tough guy lmao. Trunks, that was the wrong thing to say and I'm keeping quiet.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *glares fiercely at Trunks* NEVER mention his name in my presence! I am so glad that I killed that moronic bastard! He's nothing compared to the Prince of all Saiyans! And to answer your question, I am.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Of course you are, how silly of me. Damn, Dad, you sound so confident lmfao!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Rotflmfao Dad and Trunks. You guys are too funny!
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smirk* Because I am confident, Son.
BulmaBriefs: Trunks, I'm only going to type this one more time. Knock it off or you'll have another month of being grounded!
TheGreatSaiyaman: I agree with that, Bulla. Lmao Vegeta and Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I can't help it, Mom.
SuperSaiyanGoten: I've got a surprise for you guys. I'm in the process of inviting somebody else in here. Hold on a second.
BullaCapsuleCorp: What Saiyans? Aren't you and Goku the only full blooded ones left?
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol Bulla.
BulmaBriefs: Ooh, is it Goku??????
PrinceOfSaiyans: *grumbles* Kakarot...stupid clown.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: Lmfao @ my family. Yamcha wasn't shit; that's all I'm saying.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: So much for keeping quiet.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Bulma, nope.
{PiccoloDaNamek has entered the room}
Videl_Satan_Son: Too much information, Bulma lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Kick ass! It's Piccolo!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Yo, Piccolo.
PiccoloDaNamek: Whazzup, y'all? Yo, Goten. Yo, Trunks.
TheGreatSaiyaman: PICCOLO!!!! *huge hugs*
PiccoloDaNamek: Damn, take it easy, Gohan lol *hugs.*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Hey, Namek.
BulmaBriefs: Hey, how've you been, Piccolo?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hi, Piccolo.
PiccoloDaNamek: Yo, Bulma. Yo, Vegeta.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Who the hell is Piccolo?
PiccoloDaNamek: Um...last time I checked, I was Piccolo. By looking at your picture and reading your profile, you must be Vegeta and Bulma's child. Your dad and I go way back and I've known Goku even longer.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Piccolo took care of me training wise after my dad died the first time. It was the least he could do since he killed him lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Fuck Kakarot.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Only one person does that, my mother.
SuperSaiyanGoten: I wasn't going to say this, but that's my mom's job.
PrinceOfSaiyans: ROTFLMAO @ Kakarot's sons!
BulmaBriefs: LMFAO Goten and Gohan!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LOL Gohan and Goten.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol bro.
SuperSaiyanGoten: LMAO right back at ya, bro!
BullaCapsuleCorp: Rotflmfaopmp Goten and Gohan.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lol Gohan and Goten. I guess she's pretty good at it, too. I'll have to ask Goku next time I talk to or see him.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LMAO Piccolo.
TheGreatSaiyaman: PICCOLO! THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
BulmaBriefs: Damn, Piccolo, I'd forgotten how nasty you were lol.
SuperSaiyanGoten: And he taught me and Trunks the Fusion Dance after Dad left to go back to Other World.
PiccoloDaNamek: You're Bulla, right? Lol Gohan, he would never tell me anyway. Thanks, Bulma.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Yeah. How do you know me?
PiccoloDaNamek: You were just a child when I last saw you after Buu was defeated. How old are you now?
BulmaBriefs: Watch her, Piccolo. She has her father's attitude.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Damn straight.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Lol Daddy. I'm 15.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol you guys are too much. Hi, Piccolo.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Where've you been, Videl?
PiccoloDaNamek: Yo, Videl.
BulmaBriefs: So, what have you been doing all this time, Piccolo?
Videl_Satan_Son: I went to get a drink because I was thirsty. Couldn't decide what I wanted lol so I got water.
PiccoloDaNamek: Chillin' at the lookout with Popo and Dende. I'm sorry I haven't kept in better touch. Excellent choice, Videl lol.
SuperSaiyanGoten: It's cool, Piccolo. Have you heard from anyone?
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol, thanks, Piccolo.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You just missed Pan. She's 14 years old now.
PiccoloDaNamek: Damn. Time sure goes by fast. How's Goku? No, I haven't heard from anyone in a while.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Training, as usual. We haven't seen him in months.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Mom's all pissed off because he doesn't come home. You know, the usual.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lol that's Chi-Chi. Y'all better send me some recent pictures.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I crushed the last camera we had. I hate being photographed.
BulmaBriefs: Vegeta refuses to admit that his ugly ass face broke our camera.
BullaCapsuleCorp: LOL Mom!!
PiccoloDaNamek: ROTFLMAO Bulma!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Bullshit, woman! You were just pissed off because I refused to photograph you naked. If I may borrow a camera, that can be arranged. Furthermore, I'm just too damned sexy period.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *hurls*
{CueBallKrillin has entered the room}
Videl_Satan_Son: Hi, Krillin.
BulmaBriefs: Sexy you are indeed, honey. *wink*
PrinceOfSaiyans: I know. *smirk*
CueBallKrillin: Thanks, Bulma lmfao.
PrinceOfSaiyans: IDIOT! SHE WAS TYPING TO ME!!!!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Hey there, Krillin! Rotfl Vegeta and Bulma!
Videl_Satan_Son: Lmfao Bulma, Vegeta and Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: Hey hey!! I knew that, Vegeta, you ass!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Rotfl Krillin.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Krillin.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Hi, Krillin.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Heyyyyyyyyyy, Krillin!
BulmaBriefs: I can just use the webcam we have. Wanna take some pictures of your wife, Vegeta? Lmao Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: Damn, it's been a long time. How's everybody doing? *hugs Gohan*
PiccoloDaNamek: Yo, Krillin.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Hi, Krillin *hugs*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol, certainly, but not right now. You are still being deprived.
CueBallKrillin: Lmfao Bulma, are you getting nasty with Vegeta over there?
PrinceOfSaiyans: That's no business of yours, baldy.
BulmaBriefs: Lol well, you could say that. We've missed you, Krillin. How's the family?
CueBallKrillin: Fuck you, Vegeta! It just so happens that I am no longer bald. I let my hair grow back. Eighteen loves running her fingers through it lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Are you going to change your screen name now, Krillin?
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Krillin and Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: Nope. I'm gonna keep this one although you guys were always ripping on me for being bald. It's unique, just like me.
BullaCapsuleCorp: I've seen pictures of you bald and you were kinda cute, Krillin.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Bulla and Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: *blush* Thanks, Bulla. You know, my wife said the same thing lol.
BullaCapsuleCorp: Whoops lol. I don't want to piss off your wife.
CueBallKrillin: It's no problem. Everyone's entitled to his or her opinion.
Videl_Satan_Son: I'm going to go check on the children and bullshit with Eighteen for a while. I'll come back later.
CueBallKrillin: Did you say that Eighteen is at your house, Videl? The family couldn't be better, Bulma.
Videl_Satan_Son: Yes, and so is Marron. She and Pan are doing girl stuff, I suppose.
CueBallKrillin: Would you tell them that I love them for me, Videl?
PiccoloDaNamek: At least they ain't playin' with themselves.
BulmaBriefs: Lmfao Piccolo.
CueBallKrillin: Not funny, Piccolo *sweatdrop*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Stupid ass Namek! They're playing with each other rotflmaopmp!
Videl_Satan_Son: That's nasty, Piccolo. Sure, Krillin. *looks at Vegeta and rolls her eyes*
PiccoloDaNamek: TouchÈ, Vegeta lmfaopmp.
CueBallKrillin: You two are as disgusting as ever, just like old times again. Piccolo's got a sick sense of humor.
TheGreatSaiyaman: There's an understatement lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lmao Piccolo.
Videl_Satan_Son: Have fun chatting. I am outta here.
BullaCapsuleCorp: See ya, Videl.
BulmaBriefs: Bye, Videl.
CueBallKrillin: Later, Videl.
{Videl_Satan_Son has left the room}
BullaCapsuleCorp: *yawn* This is boring.
PrinceOfSaiyans: If you're bored, why don't you either do something constructive like train or just leave?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: I'm waiting for an argument between Bulma and Vegeta to break out.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You should've been here earlier, Krillin. They've been arguing all night about dumb shit.
BullaCapsuleCorp: I'll opt for leaving, thanks. Besides, I have clothes to try on. Later, people.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Bye, Bulla.
BulmaBriefs: Have fun, Bulla.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Later, Sis, and don't get into any trouble.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Later, Bulla. *smile*
BullaCapsuleCorp: Don't forget to tell us you love us, Dad. Lol I won't, bro.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *grumble*
{BullaCapsuleCorp has left the room}
BulmaBriefs: My arguing days are over, Krillin, except when it comes to who's on top.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: That's crap! You two argue about almost everything!
PiccoloDaNamek: LMAOPMP Bulma and Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Woman, you KNOW you like it better when you're on top! I don't care either way since I'm hitting that ass regardless. Besides, arguing with you gives me an incredible adrenalin rush!
SuperSaiyanGoten: LOL!! *falls over*
TheGreatSaiyaman: You've got to be kidding.
BulmaBriefs: It just turns me on.
CueBallKrillin: I knew it was bound to happen lmao.
PrinceOfSaiyans: The feeling is mutual, woman. Damn, I want to take you right now, Bulma
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *hurls again* Please don't.
BulmaBriefs: Well, you can't, so there! *sticks her tongue out at Vegeta*
PiccoloDaNamek: LMFAO Vegeta and Bulma.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Too much information. Are you ok, Trunks?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Put it away, woman, before I take it! Lol, I just remembered that I'm depriving you anyway!
PiccoloDaNamek: Cut the bullshit, Gohan. You had to make it with Videl to have Pan, didn't you?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *nods once*
BulmaBriefs: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Oh, shit LMFAOPMP! Damn, Piccolo.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAO Piccolo!
PiccoloDaNamek: ROTFLMFAO @ Vegeta actually calling me Piccolo!
SuperSaiyanGoten: I don't want to hear about it, really. LMFAO Piccolo for being so direct!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *cough* Damn, Piccolo lol.
PiccoloDaNamek: Think about what your parents did in order to have you, Goten.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I know what my parents did to have me, and they still do it!
BullaCapsuleCorp: I second that! Lmao Trunks and Piccolo.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMFAOPMP Piccolo again and Trunks. Brb before I have an accident!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Krillin and Trunks. Well, yeah, but I don't care about their sex life. All I care about is satisfying Videl.
SuperSaiyanGoten: The thought of my parents having sex sickens me to no end. GROSS, GOHAN!
BulmaBriefs: Sex is a beautiful thing, you guys, especially if it's with the one you love, right, Vegeta?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smirk* Maybe, unless you're me.
BulmaBriefs: VEGETA!!!!!!
PiccoloDaNamek: Rotfl Bulma and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Heh heh, just kidding. Yes, Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: Thank you, hun. I love you, too *kiss.* Note that he's just typing and not actually saying it lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Yeah, I'm about to puke here...yet again. I'll be damned. He does love her after all.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Very much so, Trunks, despite what you believe. *blush*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: What about me and Bulla? Do you actually love us, too?
PiccoloDaNamek: Damn, Trunks lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Of course I do, you oaf!
BulmaBriefs: Shame on you, Trunks for doubting it!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: OK, I'M SORRY!
CueBallKrillin: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Vegeta lol.
SuperSaiyanGoten: *cries* I'm still a virgin.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *cries with Goten* Me, too.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Go get a prostitute, Goten.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Vegeta. Don't listen to him, Goten. You'll know when the right woman comes along.
BulmaBriefs: VEGETAAAA! Don't encourage him.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Can I hire a prostitute?
PrinceOfSaiyans: HELL NO!!!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Trunks.
BulmaBriefs: Over my dead body!
PrinceOfSaiyans: I will gladly kill you lol.
BulmaBriefs: Guess who's sleeping alone tonight, VEGETA???
PrinceOfSaiyans: ROTFLMAO Bulma. We'll see about that, won't we? You'll never deprive me, woman!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I was only kidding, damn!
PrinceOfSaiyans: For your sake, Trunks, you'd better be. I'm not too old to kick your ass.
SuperSaiyanGoten: I'm not hiring a hooker. I'll just wait. Lol Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: Yes, we will and I can sure as hell try!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: And I'm not too old to watch you try rotflmao.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol you will regret saying that to me, boy.
PiccoloDaNamek: Then remember what I taught you, Goten. It'll come in handy.
BulmaBriefs: TRUNKS! Mind your manners, young man! Heh, bring it on, Veggie man!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmao Piccolo.
CueBallKrillin: Man, I almost didn't make it. Lmfao Veggie man! *falls over*
PrinceOfSaiyans: DAMN IT, WOMAN, DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, CHROME DOME!!!!!
SuperSaiyanGoten: I remember it all too well, Piccolo lol.
CueBallKrillin: DID I NOT JUST TELL YOU THAT I HAVE HAIR!?!?!?!?!
BulmaBriefs: Wb and lol Krillin. Bulma one, Vegeta one. Vegeta's rip on Krillin doesn't count!
PrinceOfSaiyans: DAMN YOU WOMAN!
CueBallKrillin: Thanks lmfao. I'm inviting Goku in here. HEY!!!! Damn, I'm not even bald anymore and y'all STILL rip on me!
BulmaBriefs: Yay!!! Goku's coming! Lmao Krillin.
{Son_Goku has entered the room}
PrinceOfSaiyans: Keeping score, woman? HA!
BulmaBriefs: If you win, you get the Bulma booty. Am I making myself clear?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Crystal. *smirk*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: That is so disgusting.
Son_Goku: *scratches his head* Who in his right mind would want that besides Vegeta?
PiccoloDaNamek: LMFAO! Yo, Goku.
BulmaBriefs: Hi, Goku!!
CueBallKrillin: Lmao Goku and hey!!!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Shut the hell up, Kakarot! Nobody has my woman except for me, got it?
CueBallKrillin: Goku, you missed it. Vegeta actually said he loved Bulma!!!
Son_Goku: REALLY!?!?!??!!??!?! *shocked* I can't believe it! Nah, I'm kidding. I knew it all along.
PiccoloDaNamek: Really, Goku. Lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Believe it, you clown!
BulmaBriefs: Shame on you, Goku! Don't act like you didn't know it already.
Son_Goku: Hey, everyone I'm still alive! Yeah, Vegeta. I have Chi-Chi, so it's all good. Has she been here tonight?
BulmaBriefs: No, Goku.
Son_Goku: Congratulations, Vegeta. It's about time.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you, Kakarot.
SuperSaiyanGoten: No, she's out grocery shopping. When are you coming home, Dad? Mom's been bitching a mean streak every single day.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hey, Goku. We haven't seen Chi-Chi.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Hey, Dad.
Son_Goku: Darn it! I miss her so much!
BulmaBriefs: *hugs Goku* We've missed hearing from you. NOW GET HOME TO YOUR FAMILY!
CueBallKrillin: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn lol Bulma.
Son_Goku: *hugs Bulma* I'll be home in a couple of days. Uub's a really fast learner.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Kakarot's woman is with her lover on the side lmao. And get off MY woman, Kakarot!
Son_Goku: Very funny. Oh, so NOW she's your woman? Lol I remember when you denied it big time. Glad to see that you've come to your senses finally. Hang on to her, will ya? She's a keeper.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Dad.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I shall indeed, Kakarot, not that I need your approval!
CueBallKrillin: Lol Vegeta and Goku.
BulmaBriefs: *blush* Thanks, Goku.
Son_Goku: All right. Tell her that I love her and miss her very much and that I will be home shortly. I promise.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol Dad.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Pan misses her Grandpa, too, you know.
Son_Goku: DARN IT, GOHAN! DON'T MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT ALREADY IS! SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DEFEND THE EARTH AFTER WE'RE ALL GONE!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol Kakarot finally has a backbone.
SuperSaiyanGoten: I'll tell her, Dad.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Damn, Dad, chill out, will you?
BulmaBriefs: Calm down, Goku.
Son_Goku: I-I'm sorry. I miss all of you just as much as you miss me. Please tell Chi-Chi that she'll get a surprise when I get there.
PiccoloDaNamek: Rut roh. Goku's gonna get some action lmfao!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Oh, Kami.
SuperSaiyanGoten: *sweatdrop* Awwwwww, crap...
CueBallKrillin: LMFAO Piccolo again, Gohan and Goten!
PrinceOfSaiyans: That's if Chi-Chi doesn't come up with another sorry ass excuse to deny him rotfl.
Son_Goku: Ha ha ha. You guys are hilarious. If she does come up with an excuse, I'll just convince her otherwise. We Saiyans are rather well hung, right, Vegeta?
PiccoloDaNamek: Rotflmao Goku.
CueBallKrillin: LMFAO Goku.
SuperSaiyanGoten: LMAO Dad.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Now that's just disgusting, but funny coming from my dad lol!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol Kakarot, damn straight. Ask the woman.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Goku and the woman says hell yeah!
PiccoloDaNamek: Lol Bulma.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Of course she does, lol.
BulmaBriefs: Well, you're way better than Yamcha anyway.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you, woman. No one compares to me when it comes to that.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: It just wouldn't be right if you weren't, Dad lmfao.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lmao Vegeta. Don't be so sure.
PrinceOfSaiyans: For once in your life, Trunks, you've said something intelligent. Shut up, Namek!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Thanks.
TheGreatSaiyaman: *shakes his head in disgust*
Son_Goku: Lol Bulma and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: What the hell are you grumbling about, Gohan? You, too, are a Saiyan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Size doesn't matter; it's how you use it.
PrinceOfSaiyans: So you're telling us that you lack in the meat department? Is it because you are a half breed, Kakarot's son or a vegetarian?
PiccoloDaNamek: Lacking in the meat department, LMFAOPMP! Good one, Vegeta. *wipes a tear from his eye*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you.
Son_Goku: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS???
CueBallKrillin: *cries* LMAO Vegeta and Goku!
BulmaBriefs: ROTFLMFAOPMP Goku and Vegeta *cries with Krillin*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I'm a half breed and I'm not lacking anywhere lol.
TheGreatSaiyaman: I refuse to discuss that here, but I've never heard Videl complain! What's more, I'm not a damned vegetarian and being my father's son has nothing to do with it!
Son_Goku: LMREO Vegeta, Bulma, Krillin, Gohan and Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol Gohan. I don't give a damn anyway what she or anyone else for that matter thinks. I haven't had this much fun in all my life except when I killed Nappa and Yamcha!
PiccoloDaNamek: ROTFLMFAOPMP Vegeta still. Damn, I'm about to go visit King Yemma and tell him I've died of laughter.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Then don't fucking ask. Lmao Piccolo.
CueBallKrillin: *slumped over with Bulma* LMFAO Piccolo and Gohan!!
BulmaBriefs: *cries on Krillin's shoulder* LOL Gohan and Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: GET THE HELL OF MY WOMAN, FREAK!!
BulmaBriefs: Rotflmfao Vegeta. *falls over*
CueBallKrillin: Lmao Vegeta *falls on top of Bulma*
Son_Goku: Who have you been hanging around talking like that, Gohan??
PrinceOfSaiyans: *turns Super Saiyan* GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OF MY WOMAN, RUNT!!!!!
CueBallKrillin: *gets up* I'm sorry!!!
BulmaBriefs: Jealous, Vegeta?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *grunts and powers down* Not hardly. I just take what's rightfully mine.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LMFAO Piccolo, Krillin, Dad, Mom, Goku and Gohan.
BulmaBriefs: Do I have a tag on my back that says "Property of Vegeta?" The last time I checked, I didn't!
Son_Goku: LOL Bulma!
PrinceOfSaiyans: You're still my woman, damn it. Mine alone. Since it's been brought up in here twice already, I shall mention it a third time. Remember your branding.
BulmaBriefs: As always and the score is now Bulma-2, Vegeta-2.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Sorry, Dad, but I'm getting mad. *points to Vegeta*
BulmaBriefs: Yeah, and you're my Prince, Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Well, get over it and you'll feel much better lmao. *rolls his eyes at Gohan*
BulmaBriefs: ROTFL Vegeta, Trunks, and Gohan.
PiccoloDaNamek: LMAO Trunks, Goku, Bulma, Gohan and Vegeta. The Namek is well hung, too lol.
CueBallKrillin: *can't breathe* LMFAO everyone except for Goku!
Son_Goku: Once I'm home, that's it. No more going off for months at a time. I need to spend more time with my family. Lol Piccolo. Thanks a lot, Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: Sorry, Goku lol. Type something funny and I'll laugh!
BulmaBriefs: Hear that, Vegeta? Goku's setting an example for you.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I spend time with you! How the fuck do you think the brat and Bulla came to be? Or did you impregnate yourself and have me as the poor sap who signed the papers?
Son_Goku: LMREO Vegeta.
PiccoloDaNamek: She could've robbed you of some super sperm while you were sleeping lol!
BulmaBriefs: LMFAO super sperm!!!! *cries again*
Son_Goku: Now that's just nasty, Piccolo lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Trust me, I would have known about it if she did.
BulmaBriefs: I didn't have to take anything. Vegeta was willing to donate lmao.
Son_Goku: Rotflmreo Bulma.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lmfao I'm a brat! Rotfl Piccolo, Dad, Goku and Mom.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Piccolo, Trunks, Bulma and Vegeta! *crying still*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Remember that you are my brat, Trunks. Be proud of that.
BulmaBriefs: The kids are half Saiyan, you idiot! What do you think? You couldn't deny them if you wanted to! You don't still think I had an affair with Goku, do you?? Lmao Piccolo.
Son_Goku: HEY, HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE!!! The only woman I've ever been with is Chi-Chi..
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Goku! There ya go!!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Shut up, Kakarot! Nobody asked you for your opinion and Bulma's too good for you. No, I don't think you had an affair with Kakarot, you moron. That's not your style, woman.
PiccoloDaNamek: They ain't green, so they ain't mine. Lmao Goku, Vegeta and Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: No shit, Vegeta, but YOUR style is doggie style. Lmao Piccolo again.
Son_Goku: Lol Bulma, Piccolo and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: What the hell do I care about how or when we do it? You take it any way you can get it and you're almost always begging for more!
CueBallKrillin: Rotflmao Piccolo yet again. Man, you gotta stop, Piccolo. ROTFL Bulma and Vegeta!
BulmaBriefs: Fuck you, Piccolo lol. And so are you, so fuck you, too, Vegeta!
PiccoloDaNamek: What? I'm only stating a fact.
Son_Goku: Lol Piccolo, Bulma and Krillin.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *smile* I will gladly, foolish woman. Name for me the time and place and I'll be waiting.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: LMFAO Piccolo. *rolls his eyes at Vegeta*
TheGreatSaiyaman: Here they go again. *sweatdrop*
BulmaBriefs: Be quiet, Vegeta. We have all night to do that.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I know. That is, unless I decide to continue to deprive you.
Son_Goku: Do the kids really need to be hearing this?
TheGreatSaiyaman: You're still on that depriving crap? It's old, Vegeta. We all know that when you leave this room, you two'll be going at it. Correct me if I'm wrong.
CueBallKrillin: ROTFLMAOPMP Gohan!
PrinceOfSaiyans: There's no need for you to be corrected, let me assure you.
BulmaBriefs: I'll give you that one lol. Vegeta-3, Bulma-2. Lol Goku and Gohan.
PrinceOfSaiyans: SHUT THE HELL UP, KAKAROT!
Son_Goku: You're my friend, Vegeta, so I won't kick your butt!
BulmaBriefs: Lmao Goku.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I'll kick yours gladly, Kakarot. I still say you're a good adversary.
Son_Goku: Thanks, Vegeta. We'll have to spar some time just because, I suppose.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yes, definitely.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Even though we're adults now, I don't need to hear this crap.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Piccolo, Dad and Vegeta. Neither do I, Gohan.
PiccoloDaNamek: Shit, if Trunks was my son, he'd be green and HELLA hung.
Son_Goku: Lol Piccolo.
CueBallKrillin: LMFAO Piccolo again and again!
BulmaBriefs: LOL Piccolo.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: ROTFLMAO Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Fuck you, Namek lol. Is it easy being green?
Son_Goku: Vegeta, you haven't changed one bit since I last saw you.
PiccoloDaNamek: No, the chicks freak out and shit over it. No wonder I can't get any action. Should I paint myself a different color?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Get used to it, Kakarot.
CueBallKrillin: Rotfl Piccolo. I can see you a nice shade of blue all looking like a smurf and you've already got the white hat!
PiccoloDaNamek: Lmfao Krillin. Smurf you! Rotflmfao Gohan.
CueBallKrillin: LMFAOPMP Piccolo! *falls over laughing again*
BulmaBriefs: Lmfao Krillin and Piccolo!
Son_Goku: Hey, Vegeta? Are you drunk?
CueBallKrillin: Rotfl Goku.
PrinceOfSaiyans: What the hell makes you think I'm intoxicated, Kakarot?
BulmaBriefs: Lol Goku.
Son_Goku: Well, you're actually being nice to Bulma.
BulmaBriefs: He's not drunk, Goku. He just ate too much.
Son_Goku: I'm with ya, Bulma lol. We Saiyans sure can eat, right, Gohan?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Don't kid yourself, Kakarot.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Bulma's not talking about food, Dad.
Son_Goku: Uh....okay. *to himself* What's she talking about, then?
BulmaBriefs: ROTFLMFAOPMP Gohan and Goku!!
PiccoloDaNamek: Bulma means poontang, Goku.
Son_Goku: What the heck is poontang?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Oh, brother, Dad.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lmfao Goku. Poontang is the nice way of saying pussy. Sorry, y'all.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Come on, Vegeta. You wouldn't bust open a bottle of champagne for your woman? Lmao Gohan.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Rotfl again Goten and Gohan.
Son_Goku: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Now that's nasty!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Of course I would, baka!
PiccoloDaNamek: Lmfao Goku, Goten, Gohan, Bulma and Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: Was Bulma the main course?
BulmaBriefs: Not hardly, Krillin.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Krillin, Dad, Bulma and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: No. She was my dessert. A sweet reward after a long day of training.
TheGreatSaiyaman: THAT IS SO NASTY, VEGETA!
BulmaBriefs: That's my Prince. Lmfao Gohan, Krillin and Vegeta.
Son_Goku: Oh, I get it now lol!
PrinceOfSaiyans: You are one extremely stupid fuck, Kakarot.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: My dad'll never change, Goku. Rotflmao Piccolo and Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: I second that. Vegeta, you're such a jerk, but when it comes down to it, you kick ass!
*Pan and Marron were in Pan's bedroom and were signing back online so they could go back to the chat room. The log-in was successful and the girls went back into the room under Videl's screen name.*
{Videl_Satan_Son has entered the room}
TheGreatSaiyaman: O.o @ this e-mail I just received from a fan. I told you I still get fan mail! Wb, Videl.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you, Krillin and welcome back, Videl.
BulmaBriefs: Wb, Videl. Who's it from, Gohan?
Son_Goku: Hi, Videl.
Videl_Satan_Son: Hi and thanks, Bulma and Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: Wb, Videl. Did you relay my message to 18 and Marron?
TheGreatSaiyaman: It's from a girl calling herself "Gohan's Angel." Her name is actually Marie and she's from South City.
Videl_Satan_Son: Yeah and Eighteen just laughed and thanks, Krillin.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Wb.
CueBallKrillin: Lol Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: HOLY CRAP!!!!! *sweatdrop* She wants to take me to bed! I can't do that to Videl!!
PrinceOfSaiyans: You can but you won't.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lol Vegeta and Gohan.
Son_Goku: So e-mail her back to tell her you're happily married.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hi again, Videl.
TheGreatSaiyaman: It goes further to say that she has pictures of me all over her bedroom. Is this girl obsessed or what??
Videl_Satan_Son. Thanks, Gohan and Goten. Hey again, Trunks.
Son_Goku: Lol Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: She says she dreams about me every single night and that her bed is so cold without me being there. I'm getting freaked out here, you guys!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Hey, Gohan, can I get her e-mail address from you? You may be taken, but I'm not.
BulmaBriefs: Lmfao Goten!!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Sure, Goten. I'll forward it to you now. And if you talk to her, tell her I'm married, ok?
PiccoloDaNamek: Let's get back to the smut talk. It was turning me on a bit.
PrinceOfSaiyans: That's because you are a freak!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Sure thing, bro, and thanks. Lol Vegeta and Piccolo.
Son_Goku: *faceplants*
CueBallKrillin: *puts a bucket on the floor next to him just in case* LMAO Piccolo again!
BulmaBriefs: LMAO Goku and Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Does that mean you'll be pleasing yourself again?
PiccoloDaNamek: Probably. I don't feel right if I don't do it at least once a day.
SuperSaiyanGoten: No wonder you taught us so well lmao.
Son_Goku: Huh?? *gets up*
BulmaBriefs: Rotflmfaopmp Goku!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I'll never forget it. Gohan and Videl had something going on in the lake and they never saw us.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Bullshit, Trunks! I saw all three of your asses flying away. Lol Dad.
Videl_Satan_Son: *to herself* Damn, my parents did some weird shit back in the day. Rotfl Goku.
SuperSaiyanGoten: So why didn't you come after us, Gohan? Lmao Dad.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Yeah, why'd you let us get away?
TheGreatSaiyaman: Because Dad sensed you guys and I sensed him shooting his Kamehameha at somebody.
PiccoloDaNamek: That was me, but I dodged it and hauled ass quick like.
Son_Goku: I KNEW IT! Chi-Chi thought I was seeing things. You're just as bad as Master Roshi, Piccolo. And you had the boys with you? Now, that's disgusting!
PiccoloDaNamek: Thanks, Goku.
TheGreatSaiyaman: I wouldn't call that a compliment lol.
Son_Goku: It wasn't.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Gohan, Videl, Chi-Chi and Kakarot didn't want to participate in the festivities.
CueBallKrillin: I tried it once. Never again! Lol Piccolo and Goku.
Videl_Satan_Son: Ugh! Now that's just nasty.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *raises an eyebrow* You don't remember, Videl? What the hell?
Videl_Satan_Son: *to herself* Shit! I gotta think fast here or Trunks is gonna bust me. Sorry. I must have apparently blocked that memory lol.
BulmaBriefs: I don't know what the hell I was on when I did that, but I swear I'll never do it again.
Videl_Satan_Son: *shocked* Are you serious?
PrinceOfSaiyans: *to himself* There's no way that's Videl. It must be her brat!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Videl, pc for a minute please?
TheGreatSaiyaman: What do you need from my wife, Trunks?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Come on, Gohan, just for a minute?
BulmaBriefs: Lol Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol go ahead, Trunks. I'm just kidding around.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Thanks, Gohan lol.
{Trunks pcs Videl}
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Give it up, Pan.
Videl_Satan_Son: What are you talking about?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I know you're not really Videl, especially when you were shocked about what your parents did. Videl would've been embarrassed. You're damned lucky that my dad didn't call it out or you would've been hella busted by your dad in there.
Videl_Satan_Son: *sigh* I thought you were gonna bust me, Trunks. Please don't tell Papa or Grandpa.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Look, I won't blow your cover, but on one condition.
Videl_Satan_Son: And that would be?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Leave the room now and come meet me later. I'm not going to fight my feelings any more.
Videl_Satan_Son: What feelings? And where do you want me to meet you?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I've had feelings for you for a long time now. I know you're young, but age doesn't matter to me. I just don't want to get either one of us into any trouble. Meet me at the ice cream stand in Satan City at 9:00 tonight.
Videl_Satan_Son: So, is this crush thing a mutual feeling?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Y-yes. Not a word to anyone, seriously. *to himself* I must be crazy for doing this.
Videl_Satan_Son: I'll be there promptly at 9. I promise.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Ok. Now get going before someone suspects something. *hugs and kisses*
Videl_Satan_Son: Whoa....*blush*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Now get out of here!
Videl_Satan_Son: Ok!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: What the hell are you waiting for, Pan?? GET GOING!
Videl_Satan_Son: Leaving now. Bye.
{Videl disses the pc}
BulmaBriefs: Trunks isn't going to hit on your wife, Gohan.
Videl_Satan_Son: Lol he's not hitting on me, I swear.
TheGreatSaiyaman: I wasn't worried one bit.
PiccoloDaNamek: *coughbullshitcough*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Thanks for your help, Videl. Are you all right, Piccolo? *raises an eyebrow*
Son_Goku: I would've helped you, Trunks. Hey, you ok, Piccolo?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol Namek. *to himself* The Namek has also sensed it.
PiccoloDaNamek: Fine, thanks. The water I'm having went down the wrong pipe.
TheGreatSaiyaman: *raises an eyebrow*
Videl_Satan_Son: Marron and 18 are getting ready to leave. I have to go see them off. See you later.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Piccolo and bye, Videl.
{Videl_Satan_Son has left the room}
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I got it all taken care of, thanks. Mom, is it cool if I go out tonight?
BulmaBriefs: Where to?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Oblivion lmfao.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Very funny, Dad.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Vegeta.
TheGreatSaiyaman: That's not even funny, so stop laughing, Goten.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Shut up, Gohan!
Son_Goku: Don't start or you'll both have me to deal with when I get home! I trained you both well, so whooping your butts won't be so easy any more. Lmreo Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Goku lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: That's telling them, Kakarot lmao!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I want to get some ice cream is all.
BulmaBriefs: Um, no! You're grounded, remember?
PiccoloDaNamek: *to himself* Bullshit, Trunks. Your ass has a date!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Damn it! I forgot. *to himself* I'll just have to sneak out later and take my chances.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Go, but don't be out too late, son.
BulmaBriefs: VEGETAAAAA!!!!! HE'S GROUNDED!
Son_Goku: Has anyone heard from Master Roshi besides me?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Doesn't matter. If he and Bulla go out, we'll have the house to ourselves, and you know what that means, do you not? *smirk*
BulmaBriefs: *grin* Oh, yeah! Have fun, Trunks, and take your sister with you. *hugs Vegeta*
PrinceOfSaiyans: To answer your question, Kakarot, no. *hugs Bulma* Besides, in lieu of being grounded, I'm cutting off their allowances for a month!
CueBallKrillin: Not me.
BulmaBriefs: No, I haven't.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: THAT'S NOT FAIR, DAD!!
CueBallKrillin: Nobody said life was fair, bro.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol Trunks and Krillin.
PiccoloDaNamek: Maybe after all these years, he finally found a piece of ass somewhere.
BulmaBriefs: LMFAO Piccolo!!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Or maybe that old fucker finally died.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Rotflmao Vegeta!
BulmaBriefs: Vegeta! You're terrible!
Son_Goku: MASTER ROSHI ISN'T DEAD!!!!!!!
CueBallKrillin: Lol Piccolo, Vegeta and Goku.
PrinceOfSaiyans: LMFAO Piccolo!
Son_Goku: Well, he isn't! He's enjoying life at the Kame House. I just talked to him a few weeks ago. Look, I'll get him in here.
CueBallKrillin: I miss Master and his perverted ways.
{Turtle_Hermit has entered the room}
Turtle_Hermit: Hey Vegeta, I'm still alive! Hello, everyone!
CueBallKrillin: MASTER ROSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles him*
PiccoloDaNamek: Yo, Roshi.
Son_Goku: Do you believe me now, Vegeta?
Turtle_Hermit: Get off me, Krillin! I'm too old for this shit.
BulmaBriefs: Hey, Master Roshi lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Piss off, Kakarot. Lol Roshi.
Son_Goku: We all need some change in our lives some time. Roshi's living it up with Turtle and Oolong.
Turtle_Hermit: Somebody's got to do it.
PrinceOfSaiyans: So change your clothes, Kakarot. That orange is the ugliest fucking color I've ever seen!
Son_Goku: I would, but I'm not wearing any.
BulmaBriefs: *shocked* GOKU!!!!!!
Turtle_Hermit: You're naked, Goku????
SuperSaiyanGoten: WHAT!?!
TheGreatSaiyaman: DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PiccoloDaNamek: ROTFLMAO Goku. Where's Chi-Chi when you need her?
PrinceOfSaiyans: HUH!?!?!?!??!?! *sweatdrop* Lmao Namek.
CueBallKrillin: *laughs at Piccolo yet again and anime falls*
Son_Goku: LMREO at all of your reactions! I'm in my bathrobe and am about to take a hot bath!
PiccoloDaNamek: LMFAO everybody. Enjoy your bath, Goku. I'm outta here so I can take care of business, if you know what I mean.
Son_Goku: *rolls his eyes at Piccolo* Have fun playing with yourself.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Oh, brother.
Turtle_Hermit: Lmao Piccolo, Goku and Gohan.
PrinceOfSaiyans: ROTFL Kakarot.
PiccoloDaNamek: Don't worry, Goku. I will.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Dad. Man, I'm hungry. I hope Mom gets home soon with the food.
BulmaBriefs: *to Goku* Vegeta doesn't need to do that.
CueBallKrillin: *gets up* Lmao Piccolo (one more time before he goes) and Bulma.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Food's sounding really good right now.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Oh, so that's what you're for, right, Mom?
PiccoloDaNamek: I wish I could eat some fuckin' food. It sucks ass that I can only drink water. It has no flavor whatsoever.
Son_Goku: Mmmmm.....food.
CueBallKrillin: Lmfao @ Goku, his sons, Trunks and Piccolo (probably for the last time tonight).
PrinceOfSaiyans: STOP DISRESPECTING YOUR MOTHER BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND TAKE YOU OUT MYSELF!
BulmaBriefs: Don't worry about it, Trunks.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I thought so. *laughs at his dad making useless threats*
PiccoloDaNamek: See y'all later.
Turtle_Hermit: It's hitting the fan very soon.
BulmaBriefs: *puts on a referee uniform* Not if I can help it.
CueBallKrillin: Yeah, it is. *hides behind Master* Lol Bulma.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Damn straight it is, Roshi! You think my threats are useless? We'll see about that when I rip your still beating heart out of your chest with my bare hands!!!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Piccolo.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: All I can say is that you can try.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Later, Piccolo lol.
BulmaBriefs: Bye, Piccolo. *glares at Vegeta and Trunks* STOP IT!!!!!!!
PrinceOfSaiyans: So long, Namek.
CueBallKrillin: See you later, Piccolo.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I should have killed you before I found out you were my son.
BulmaBriefs: SHUT UP, VEGETA! *blows her whistle*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Too bad I didn't think to kill you first, asshole.
BulmaBriefs: You just bought yourself another month of being grounded, mister.
PrinceOfSaiyans: THAT DOES IT! TRUNKS, YOU SHALL DIE TONIGHT BY MY HAND!
Son_Goku: See ya, Piccolo. Vegeta, calm down, please.
BulmaBriefs: I am so damned sick of you two constantly fighting! It ends here and now or I'm leaving Capsule Corp. for good!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I won't die, you guys. I have to be on next week lol. Mom, I don't want you to leave.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: You'll leave over my dead body!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Bye, Piccolo. *shakes his head*
BulmaBriefs: You know this upsets me, damn it! Do you do it on purpose or something? *starts to cry*
Son_Goku: YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST MAKING HER CRY!
TheGreatSaiyaman: I agree. Vegeta and Trunks suck balls.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Dude, we're merely typing. Our house is totally silent right now. I'm just blowing off steam is all. You take things too seriously, Gohan, you dork!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Only I can call Gohan a dork, damn it lol!
TheGreatSaiyaman: I didn't realize you were kidding, Trunks. My bad lol.
BulmaBriefs: Who said I was kidding?? They might be, but I'm not!
Son_Goku: Do you want me to come over, Bulma?
CueBallKrillin: I can swing by, too, if you want.
PrinceOfSaiyans: If either of you step one foot on this property, you shall suffer my wrath! I can take care of my woman, thank you!
CueBallKrillin: Then quit being an asshole! You made her cry, for crying out loud!
Son_Goku: Lmreo Krillin. *hands Bulma a tissue*
BulmaBriefs: Thanks, guys, but I'll be ok. I just wish they'd stop!
PrinceOfSaiyans: NOBODY ASKED YOU, KAKAROT, SO FUCK OFF! *turns Super Saiyan*
SuperSaiyanGoten: I can't believe you'd kill your own son, Vegeta.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: No prob, Gohan. I'm sorry, Mom.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Well, I wouldn't if he wasn't such a little prick!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Yeah, just like you, Dad. *turns Super Saiyan* Bring it.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Damn, Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *powers down* You have a point there, Son. Go get your damned ice cream and bring a pint of strawberry for your mother when you come home.
PiccoloDaNamek: *hugs Bulma* You have one fucked up family. Later, y'all.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol no problem, Dad. *powers down*
PrinceOfSaiyans: *glares at the Namek* Get your puke green hands off my woman now!
TheGreatSaiyaman: So much for Vegeta mellowing out. My mistake.
PiccoloDaNamek: I'm not puke green, Vegeta. Our color is actually called Namekian Green.
BulmaBriefs: Thanks, Piccolo. *hugs him*
Turtle_Hermit: Vegeta's just as cruel and ruthless now as he was when I first met him.
PrinceOfSaiyans: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL BE NEXT, OLD MAN!!!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: He's not ruthless. I just like to fuck with him once in a while and he does the same to me. It helps me think on my feet.
PiccoloDaNamek: Lol Vegeta. I'm out anyway. Peace.
{PiccoloDaNamek has left the room}
CueBallKrillin: There went the comedy. I wonder where 18 and Marron are. They should've been here by now.
Turtle_Hermit:*shuts up*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Maybe they decided to stay a bit longer.
PrinceOfSaiyans: And bring me some chocolate!
Son_Goku: Well, I'm off to have my bath now. I'm getting cold.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Anything else?
BulmaBriefs: Yeah, a can of whipped cream and some cherries.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Bulma.
Turtle_Hermit: Rotflmao Bulma.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Like I don't know what they'll be used for. Give me a damn break. Lol Mom.
PrinceOfSaiyans: *looks at Bulma* You are one nasty ass woman, woman lmao.
BulmaBriefs: Too bad Chi-Chi's not there. You wouldn't be cold then lol. Lol Vegeta.
Son_Goku: *shocked* Wow, Vegeta!
PrinceOfSaiyans: I've got to admit, however, I like her style.
TheGreatSaiyaman: STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX! IT'S ANNOYING!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Why don't you just go get some, Gohan?
Son_Goku: Lmreo Vegeta and Trunks.
Turtle_Hermit: Lol Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: It could happen if he asks.
Turtle_Hermit: I ask and nothing happens.
Son_Goku: Lol Roshi.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Master Roshi.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Master Roshi.
BulmaBriefs: Rotflmao Master Roshi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: LMFAO @ the old bastard!
Turtle_Hermit: And I'm a wise old bastard, too.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Have an inflatable doll, do you?
Turtle_Hermit: *shrugs his shoulders and laughs*
Son_Goku: That's pretty nasty, Roshi.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I'm not even interested. All I listen to all damned day is you and Mom going at it like a couple of fuckin' freaks.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Me neither. Let's change the subject. LOL Trunks!
PrinceOfSaiyans: You're just jealous, boy. Go find yourself a woman and you'll change your ways!
BulmaBriefs: Vegeta! Trunks, stop being rude to your father this instant!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Unlike you dad, I'm a human that has compassion and knows what love is. Put that up your ass for a bit and see how it feels.
CueBallKrillin: TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs like hell*
Turtle_Hermit: *runs like hell with Krillin*
BulmaBriefs: Damn it, not again. I'll be packing my bags.
Son_Goku: *sweatdrop* Lol Krillin and Master Roshi.
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFL Krillin and Master Roshi running like hell.
PrinceOfSaiyans: How would you like me to borrow Kakarot's power pole and shove that up your ass, Trunks?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Go ahead and try it, prick.
Son_Goku: I'm not giving you my power pole for that!
PrinceOfSaiyans: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BULMA!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Stop being so childish!
CueBallKrillin: LMFAO Trunks, Vegeta and Goku.
BulmaBriefs: TRUNKS!!!!!!!! Gohan, please don't encourage them.
TheGreatSaiyaman: I'm sorry, but this is bullshit. If you two are going to fight, leave now and take it elsewhere!
Son_Goku: SON GOHAN!
PrinceOfSaiyans: I should come in that room of yours and kill you right now! Go fuck yourself, Gaiyaman!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Rotflmfao Dad!!
Turtle_Hermit: Lol Vegeta.
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTLMFAOPMP Gohan and Vegeta!
Son_Goku: THAT IS NO WAY TO BE TALKING TO MY SON, VEGETA!
CueBallKrillin: Rotflmfaopmp @ Gaiyaman!!! Sorry, Gohan.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol, it's ok, Krillin.
PrinceOfSaiyans: I don't take orders from you either, Kakarot, and FUCK YOU!!
Son_Goku: All this foul language is giving me a headache!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Go fuck Mom instead! That's about the only thing that you've done right all your life!
TheGreatSaiyaman: I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
PrinceOfSaiyans: You're right about that, but I should have used protection and you would have never been born!
BulmaBriefs: Vegeta, that's cruel. *cries*
PrinceOfSaiyans: He fucking started it, Bulma, and I am about to finish it!
Son_Goku: STOP MAKING BULMA CRY THIS INSTANT!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Trunks, chill out, bro.
CueBallKrillin: The shit has officially hit the fan lol.
BulmaBriefs: I'm fine, Goku. I'm getting ready to leave now.
Turtle_Hermit: You said it, Krillin.
PrinceOfSaiyans: LIKE HELL YOU ARE! *turns Super Saiyan*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: NO, I'VE HAD IT! *turns Super Saiyan*
TheGreatSaiyaman: Just ignore him, Trunks.
Son_Goku: Don't make me come over there!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Stay out of it, Kakarot!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: You won't have to, Goku. I'm ending this now. Hey, if you're lucky, you can get one last fuck before she leaves.
BulmaBriefs: Please stop it, both of you!! Hey, that's a good idea, Trunks.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Indeed. I'll spare your sorry ass for now, boy. Excuse me while I embark on a very important mission.
BulmaBriefs: Well? I'm waiting and I'm naked. *wink*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Enjoy yourselves. I'm outta here soon anyway so I can be at the ice cream parlor by 9.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Naked, are you?
Turtle_Hermit: *drools*
BulmaBriefs: Rotfl Master Roshi. I am.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Don't even think about it, old man.
Son_Goku: *falls over*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *powers down* Lmao Master Roshi and Dad.
SuperSaiyanGoten: LMFAOPMP Vegeta and Bulma!!!!
CueBallKrillin: Rotflmfao Bulma, Vegeta, Goku and Master.
Turtle_Hermit: Lmao Bulma and Vegeta.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I give up. *hurls again*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Damn, you know what I like, woman. I'll be there shortly. *powers down*
CueBallKrillin: Rotflmao!
Son_Goku: Goodnight, everybody.
PrinceOfSaiyans: This doesn't concern you, Kakarot, so butt the fuck out!
BulmaBriefs: Bye, Goku.
Son_Goku: Gladly. I'm leaving anyway. Go screw yourselves simple.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Good riddance, Kakarot lmao.
BulmaBriefs: We sure will, Goku lol.
Son_Goku: Do us all a favor and DON'T tell us about it. Nobody cares!!!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: THANK YOU, GOKU lmao!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Lol Dad. See you later.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Later, Dad.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: See ya, Goku.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Goku.
Turtle_Hermit: So long, Goku.
{Son_Goku has left the room}
SuperSaiyanGoten: My mom's gonna be pissed.
BulmaBriefs: Why?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Because you and I get more action than she and Kakarot do lmfao.
Turtle_Hermit: You're pretty funny tonight, Vegeta lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Oh, brother.
BulmaBriefs: Lol honey. *slides her arm around Vegeta's waist and grabs his ass*
PrinceOfSaiyans: STOP THAT! *smacks Bulma's ass*
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Vegeta. No, she's online and just missed Dad.
BulmaBriefs: You know you like it, Vegeta.
{ChiChiSon has entered the room}
PrinceOfSaiyans: Of course I do, heh.
Turtle_Hermit: Hello, Chi-Chi.
CueBallKrillin: I'm not breaking the news to her.
BulmaBriefs: Hi, Chi-Chi.
ChiChiSon: Hi. Has Goku been on lately?
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yes, you just missed him. He went off to take his bath without you.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Vegeta.
CueBallKrillin: Rotfl Vegeta.
ChiChiSon: SON OF A BITCH!!!! ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT HE'D BETTER GET HIS GOOD FOR NOTHING ASS HOME SOON!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Lol Chi-Chi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lmfao Chi-Chi.
CueBallKrillin: Lmao Chi-Chi.
Turtle_Hermit: Rotfl Chi-Chi.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Don't say that, Mom! Dad's a damn good man. You know if it wasn't for him, none of us would be here right now.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Gohan does have a point.
ChiChiSon: I'm sorry. I miss him so much and I hate sleeping alone. The bed's so cold without him there beside me and it frustrates me that he's never here!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Is it better when he's screwing you?
BulmaBriefs: Vegeta, that's personal!
CueBallKrillin: LOL Vegeta.
Turtle_Hermit: Lmao!
ChiChiSon: Lol Vegeta, that's none of your business, I'm afraid.
PrinceOfSaiyans: May I suggest investing in a vibrating massaging device?
BulmaBriefs: LMFAO!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmao Vegeta.
Turtle_Hermit: Rotflmao Vegeta again!
CueBallKrillin: *puts his hand up to high five Vegeta* LMFAOPMP! Good one, bro!
PrinceOfSaiyans: Get away from me, half-pint! *glares at Krillin*
CueBallKrillin: You know, Vegeta, you should quit ripping on me for being so short. You're not exactly the tallest of the bunch.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Fuck you! I'm tall where it counts!!!
BulmaBriefs: Lmfao Vegeta and Krillin.
Turtle_Hermit: Rotflmfao Krillin and Vegeta!
TheGreatSaiyaman: Don't answer that, Mother. Lol Vegeta and Krillin.
ChiChiSon: You can suggest it all day, Vegeta lol.
CueBallKrillin: Goku did say that he has a surprise for you once he gets home and he said that would hopefully be soon.
PrinceOfSaiyans: All we Saiyans care about first and foremost is our training. I'd be surprised if Kakarot went home at all.
ChiChiSon: Goku always comes home to me!
PrinceOfSaiyans: No shit. That would be why you have two sons.
ChiChiSon: *glares at Vegeta*
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I care about my own happiness.
BulmaBriefs: Don't forget pleasing your woman, Vegeta lol.
PrinceOfSaiyans: That's second behind training.
ChiChiSon: Unlike you, Vegeta, Goku's top priority is his family!
SuperSaiyanGoten: I want to be a great fighter, just like my dad and Vegeta.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Why, thank you, Goten.
TheGreatSaiyaman: Pan just informed me that she's going to the ice cream stand at 9. Why would she want to go out so late?
ChiChiSon: MY GRANDDAUGHTER IS TOO YOUNG TO BE DATING!!!!
BulmaBriefs: She's a teenager, Gohan, and she'll be just fine. Maybe she wants to see Hercule. Lol Chi-Chi.
TheGreatSaiyaman: I guess. I'm outta here so I can spend time with her before she leaves. Bye, everyone.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Don't forget to have at it with that wife of yours lmfao.
TheGreatSaiyaman: And don't you forget to KISS MY FUCKING ASS, VEGETA!!!
ChiChiSon: SON GOHAN!
Turtle_Hermit: Whoa.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: So long, Gohan.
CueBallKrillin: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Gohan rotflmao.
BulmaBriefs: Good night, Gohan.
Turtle_Hermit: Take care, Gohan.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Later, bro.
{TheGreatSaiyaman has left the room}
BulmaBriefs: Goku yelled at him earlier, too.
ChiChiSon: Oh, dear. I have the biggest headache right now. I need some aspirin.
Turtle_Hermit: I've never seen Gohan so upset before.
ChiChiSon: Just wait till I see him again. He's not too old to get a good slap in the face from his mother.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Lol Gohan. Damn it! He's already gone.
ChiChiSon: I'm just depressed. My husband's off yet again and my oldest son is on his own. All I have left is my Goten.
SuperSaiyanGoten: *sweatdrop* Stop it, Mom!
BulmaBriefs: Don't forget you have your friends, too, Chi-Chi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: At least he can get a piece of ass once the kid's gone.
CueBallKrillin: LMAO Vegeta again.
ChiChiSon: Vegeta, you are the biggest pervert I know besides Piccolo and Roshi.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Thank you.
Turtle_Hermit: Thanks, Chi-Chi.
CueBallKrillin: Lol Vegeta, Roshi and Chi-Chi.
BulmaBriefs: Do you ever think of anything besides a piece of ass, Vegeta?
{Son_Goku has entered the room}
CueBallKrillin: Hey, wb Goku!
Turtle_Hermit: Wb, Goku.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Yes, I constantly think about getting a piece of YOUR ass, Bulma. That's Vegeta two, Bulma one. I need you now, woman.
ChiChiSon: Thanks, Bulma. I think I'm going to go take some pills and a bath myself. I could sure use a long soak. Talk to you later, everybody.
Son_Goku: Don't go, Chi-Chi. I love you. Thanks Krillin and Roshi.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Wb, Goku.
Son_Goku: Thanks, Trunks.
BulmaBriefs: Maybe I can get a piece while I'm talking here lmfao. Bye, Chi-Chi. Lol Vegeta. Tough shit, Vegeta. You're going to have to wait.
PrinceOfSaiyans: Like hell!
ChiChiSon: GOKU!!! I'm so glad you're here! *hugs him to death* I love you too, honey!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Wb, Dad. Mom said you're not good for anything except for sex lmfao!
Son_Goku: Thanks, Son. *laughs* Well, at least I'm good for something, eh? *hugs*
PrinceOfSaiyans: Rotflmfao Kakarot!
BulmaBriefs: Didn't see you come in. Wb, Goku.
{PrinceOfSaiyans has left the room}
Son_Goku: Thanks, Bulma.
ChiChiSon: And just when do you think you'll be home anyway? I miss you, honey.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Hope you feel better, Chi-Chi.
Son_Goku: I miss you too, baby. I should be home in a couple of days, I promise.
BulmaBriefs: Lol Goku and Chi-Chi.
ChiChiSon: Well, I'm going to go take that bath now before I get too tired. I love you, Goku.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Bye, Mom.
Son_Goku: I love you, too. Enjoy your bath as much as I enjoyed mine.
CueBallKrillin: Be careful what you wish for, Bulma, or he got dissed. See ya, Chi-Chi.
Turtle_Hermit: Good night, dear.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: He's not dissed. He left on purpose, so guess what I have to listen to yet again!?
ChiChiSon: Good night.
Son_Goku: Sleep well, Chi-Chi. I'll be thinking of you.
{ChiChiSon has left the room}
CueBallKrillin: Lol Trunks.
BulmaBriefs: *screams* Oh, shit....LOL!
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMAOPMP!
Turtle_Hermit: No, he isn't. LOL Vegeta!
Son_Goku: *speechless*
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Dad!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: CLOSE THE DAMNED DOOR! I CAN HEAR YOU MOANING!!!! *hurls*
Son_Goku: Ok, that draws the line for me. I'm outta here.
{Son_Goku has left the room}
BulmaBriefs: Sorry, Trunks. *door slams shut*
CueBallKrillin: *falls over laughing his ass off*
Turtle_Hermit: Rotfl Bulma and Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: Vegeta says get over it and get some ear plugs, Trunks!
SuperSaiyanGoten: This is too crazy lmfaopmp.
CueBallKrillin: Vegeta, you are hella wild, bro.
Turtle_Hermit: *agrees with Goten*
BulmaBriefs: This is Vegeta typing. Thanks, Krillin. And the final score is Vegeta, three, Bulma, two. LMFAO THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS IS DECLARED THE WINNER AND HE'S CLAIMING HIS PRIZE! AND STOP CALLING ME BRO, DAMN YOU!!
CueBallKrillin: No problem. Sorry about that, Vegeta.
BulmaBriefs: He got me in more ways than one and I'm loving every second of it lol. Whoa, he just turned Super Saiyan 2!
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMAO.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Kami, I can hear everything. When my dad said he'd be extra loud, he meant it.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lmfao Trunks!!
BulmaBriefs: Your father is a man of his word, Trunks lol.
Turtle_Hermit: If only I could be so lucky.
SuperSaiyanGoten: LOL Master Roshi.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Leave now, Mother. It's bad enough that I have to hear it.
BulmaBriefs: All right. We won't gross you out any more, at least not until next time. Bye, guys.
CueBallKrillin: Later, Bulma and Vegeta.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Bye, you two lovebirds lol.
{BulmaBriefs has left the room}
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Just four of us now.
Turtle_Hermit: Not for long because I'm going to bed now. Good to talk to you boys again. Take care.
CueBallKrillin: Bye, Master.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Take care, Roshi.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Good night, Master Roshi.
{Turtle_Hermit has left the room}
CueBallKrillin: I'm gonna have to leave in a few minutes.
SuperSaiyanGoten: How come, Krillin?
CueBallKrillin: 18 and Marron just got here and I have to read Marron a story before she goes to bed.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Isn't she a teenager, too?
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol Trunks.
CueBallKrillin: She's in her 20s now, but it's a father/daughter thing. We both love the stories and that's our quality time together.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: That's cool. Gonna have it with 18, too?
CueBallKrillin: Lol Trunks. Maybe, maybe not.
SuperSaiyanGoten: You'd better keep in touch with us, Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: I will. Look, I've got to go now. Hope to hear from you guys soon. See ya later.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Bye, Krillin.
SuperSaiyanGoten: See you later, Krillin.
CueBallKrillin: Later!!
{CueBallKrillin has left the room}
SuperSaiyanGoten: So, what are you really doing tonight? And don't give me any bullshit either.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I have a date.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Kick ass. Who's the lucky girl?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Your niece. I'm gonna buy her some ice cream and that's it.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Do Gohan and Videl know?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: No, and don't say anything to them. I don't want them thinking I'm a pedophile!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Lol, my lips are sealed but I think Piccolo knows something since he was coughing and saying bullshit lol.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: I'm not worried about Piccolo; I know he'll keep his mouth shut if I ask him. I have to go take a shower and get ready. Brb so I can make sure nobody's in the bathroom.
SuperSaiyanGoten: I'll be here.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *turns Super Saiyan* DAMN IT!!!!!!
SuperSaiyanGoten: Wb. WHOA, what's the matter?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Thank you. My parents are having sex in the bathtub again! My mother's screaming my dad's name and I could swear that I just heard Dad turn Super Saiyan.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Damn, dude, weren't they just in their room doing that? How many times a day do they do it?
SSJTrunksCapCorp: *powers down* Yeah, they were, but they've decided to take it to the bathtub. How disgusting is that?
SuperSaiyanGoten: ROTFLMAO! Leave them alone. Come to my house and have a shower. Mom won't care. And bring your sister, too, if she's there.
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Thanks, Goten. Technically, I'm grounded, so I can't leave the house. They're occupied so, I'm outta here. See you in about 10 minutes. Bulla went out with her friends. See ya.
SuperSaiyanGoten: No, you're not. Your dad said you could go out tonight!
SSJTrunksCapCorp: Shit, that's right! Lol, I'll be there in a few minutes. See you later.
SuperSaiyanGoten: Later.
{SSJTrunksCapCorp has left the room}
{SuperSaiyanGoten has left the room}
*Trunks left Capsule Corp. in a flash and flew as fast as he could to the Son's house where Goten and Chi-Chi were waiting for him.*
Goten: It's about time you got here.
Trunks: I couldn't get out of there fast enough. They make me so damned sick, I swear.
Chi-Chi: Well, think of it this way. At least you know they love each other. I still wish Goku was here, though.
Goten: And if he was, I'd be out.
Chi-Chi: Speaking of out, aren't the two of you going out?
Trunks: I am, but I wanted to have a shower first and Goten said I could take one here. Is that ok, Chi-Chi?
Goten: Bulma and Vegeta were occupying the bathtub.
Chi-Chi: It's fine. You know where the bathroom is.
Trunks: Thanks.
Chi-Chi: Do you have any plans for tonight, Goten?
Goten: Nope. I planned on staying home with my mother to keep her company. I know you're lonely and I miss Dad, too.
Chi-Chi: Thank you, Goten. Why can't your father be more like you?
Goten: Dad will always be Dad. Should I go try to find him for you?
Chi-Chi: Not tonight. Maybe in the morning would be better.
Goku: That won't be necessary.
Chi-Chi: GOKU!!!!! *runs up and hugs him*
Goten: Welcome home, Dad.
Goku: Thanks. Who's in the shower? *hugs Chi-Chi and kisses her cheek*
Goten: That would be Trunks. His parents were doing the deed in the bathtub so he came over here to shower since he's going out later.
Goku: Yeah, I remember him saying something about that. Are you going with him?
Goten: Well, since you're here, I guess I am.
Chi-Chi: *crying* I'm so glad you're finally here, Goku.
Goku: I love you, Chi-Chi. Please don't cry. I'm here now.
Chi-Chi: I missed you so much, Goku. I love you!
Goku: I missed you too, honey. I've got a surprise for you. Would you like to see it?
Goten: Oh, no. *sweatdrop*
Trunks: I feel so much better. Oh, hey, Goku, welcome home.
Goku: Thanks, Trunks.
Chi-Chi: Hmm...I don't know. Is it a good surprise or a bad one?
Trunks: It's all good, Chi-Chi *laughs*.
Goten: Call Bulla and see if she'll meet us at the ice cream parlor, Trunks.
Goku: You two have fun with whatever you have planned. Let's go, Chi-Chi *smile*.
Chi-Chi: Right behind you, Goku. Goodnight, boys.
Goten: Good night.
Trunks: See ya.
*Goku took his wife by her hand and lead her up the stairs to the master bedroom. Goten and Trunks both knew what was going to happen next. They quickly went outside and sat down on the bench outside so they could discuss their so-called plans.*
Trunks: ARE YOU CRAZY!? I'm not taking you on my date!
Goten: Well, I'm not about to sit here and listen to my parents doing it either.
Trunks: Damn, you have a good point. What's Pan going to say when she sees you're with me?
Goten: We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let's go; it's almost 9.
Trunks: Right.
*Trunks and Goten flew across town to the ice cream parlor and were actually about 10 minutes early. Goten took a quick glance across the street and happened to catch a glimpse of Bulla kissing some guy.
Goten: Who's that with Bulla over there? *points*
Trunks: That lying bitch! She told me she didn't have a boyfriend.
Goten: Maybe she doesn't and she's just fooling around. He kind of looks familiar, though.
Trunks: I'm about to go over there and find out.
*Trunks took a step towards his sister but was stopped when Goten grabbed his arm. In all of the commotion, Bulla pulled her lips away from her beau and turned around to see her brother trying to walk over to her.*
Bulla: TRUNKS, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE!?!? AREN'T YOU GROUNDED????
Goten: I thought you didn't have a boyfriend!
Trunks: Nope. Dad let me off and he's cutting off our allowances instead of us being grounded. Who the hell is he?
Bulla: WHAT!? That's bullshit.
Trunks: At least it got me out of the house. Now tell me who that guy is right now!
Seventeen: What a pity. You don't recognize me, Trunks? *grin*
Goten: Android 17!?!?!
Trunks: You bastard, get away from my sister this instant!!
Bulla: Knock it off, Trunks. I'm sorry you had to see this, Goten.
Goten: So am I. *feels humiliated and depressed*
*In the midst of all of the arguing, Pan nonchalantly made her way into the ice cream parlor and took a seat. Goten spotted her and went inside to sulk since his heart had just been broken into a thousand pieces.*
Pan: Hey, Uncle Goten.
Goten: Hey. I know you're here to meet Trunks, but I won't say anything to my brother.
Pan: He loves me, Uncle Goten.
Goten: *laughs* Is that so?
Pan: Trunks says it is.
Goten: I'm happy for you both. Bulla's over there necking with that asshole 17. I asked her out when we were in the chat room and she completely blew me off. I can see why now.
Pan: I still love you, Uncle Goten. *hugs him*
Goten: Thanks, Pan. *hugs her*